We need a great hitter!
Yeah one who plays 3b, is right handed, is young, is cheap, and can maybe play 2b in a pinch.....
Oooh, what about durbin
Well he checks all the secondary boxes, but hes not really a great hitter
But he checks all the other boxes and if you squint he might be a decent hitter?
SIGN ME UP
Thats how we wound up in this mess. You get so specific with the other boxes that you need the hitter to check that you end up compromising on the hitting ability, the one thing we shouldnt compromise on.
Yes, give me 8 bats.