Eff it, I mean, you already signed one bad PR guy, mine as well get two of them in there on one year deals. Or we can go all out and sign Julio Urias too and make it a threesome. Pleaded no contest, no false claims, none of his accusers arrested, dude legit beat his wife; real stand up kind of guy! Urais/Bauer united again.
Or, we could just sign Fried or Burnes and trade for a #2.