Im here for you.
I really wanted to keep Gnip Gnop in there because its funnier. But alas, not so timeless.
I work with a Canadian fellow who insists any activity where players or teams take turns (football, baseball) are "games" but a sport is an activity where the ball is out there for everyone, like (primarily) hockey, but also like in basketball, soccer, and of course foosball and quiddage...