It would be Hank Steinbrenner talk if we were worried about one lineup spot.
We are worried about 3
A major upgrade at catcher is going to be very difficult. So there's one all but guaranteed weak lineup spot.
Now, lets give Lowell and Ortiz decent odds at coming back to old form- say 75% chance for each one of them.
That leaves us with almost 50/50 odds that one of them doesn't come back to form, and a 6% chance NEITHER comes back to form.
So if Ortiz doesnt come back to himself:
Crisp
Pedroia
Lefty "Platoon" Bat
Youkilis
Bay
Drew
Lowell
Lowrie
Tek
= Weak lineup
If Lowell doesn't come back to form:
Crisp
Pedroia
Ortiz
Youk
Bay
Drew
Weak 3rd base/1st base "Platoon" player
Lowrie
Tek
= weak lineup
And on the off chance both are not back to form?
Crisp
Perdoia
Youk
Bay
Weak "platoon" DH
Drew
Weak "Platoon" 1st base/3rd base
Lowrie
Tek
= pathetic lineup
Ortiz is a power bat- you can't platoon for someone like that. Lowell is a corner fielder and supposed to be a power bat as well. These are supposed to be the elite spots in our lineup- not some place that you plug in players to fill roles. The lack of depth in our lineup (read: lineup, not bench) was shown as our weakness in the playoffs, and you are suggesting that they should essentially take the same approach and hope an aging 3B coming off HIP surgery and an aging big power man who has been hurt and hit poorly since being injured BOTH come back healthy and contribute what we need.
I think you are being a bit optimistic about their situations. Separately, each one is not the end of the world. Combined (and factoring in the distinct possibility that our spot in the lineup for C won't be hitting much), a major change is needed to keep this lineup from being a 4th place AL East hitting team.
Meanwhile there is a switch-hitter on the market who plays excellent defense, can solve our corner power situation, follows the Sox mold of seeing lots of pitches, would give the older players much more time to rest, and would vastly increase our options defensively, offensively, and in pinch hitting situations.
Its not our money. If they are going to spend I would prefer it be in this manner.
Crisp
Pedroia
Teixeira
Youk
Bay
Ortiz/Lowell
Drew
Lowrie
Tek
is a much more imposing lineup with tremendous power, 4 switch hitters, great defense, more youth, and tremendous situational and injury flexibility.