A Realistic View at 2024: Part I

[Bellhorn04]

I Am Sam

[Bellhorn04]

Alex Cora and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Season

 

Subtitled (The Roster is What it Is)

[moonslav59]

I Am Sam

 

You misspelled sham.

[Bellhorn04]

Alex Cora and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Season

 

Featuring such classic lines as "I couldn't even cheat these guys to a .500 record."

[mvp 78]

Nightmare on Jersey Street

[Dipre]

What the hell is happening here?

[mvp 78]

What the hell is happening here?

 

What do you mean?

[Dipre]

With all of these one-line book titles?

[Bellhorn04]

With all of these one-line book titles?

 

C'mon man, would it kill you to scroll back a few pages? Do you really have such little time to devote to this?

[mvp 78]

With all of these one-line book titles?

 

We're naming the new Red Sox Netflix series that was announced.

[Bellhorn04]

We're naming the new Red Sox Netflix series that was announced.

 

Dipre's level of interest in Talksox is roughly equivalent to Henry's level of interest in the Red Sox.

[mvp 78]

Dipre's level of interest in Talksox is roughly equivalent to Henry's level of interest in the Red Sox.

 

He's too busy stalking Red Sox players at gas stations.

[notin]

Dipre's level of interest in Talksox is roughly equivalent to Henry's level of interest in the Red Sox.

 

That he posts here even occasionally shows he is more involved than Henry...

[Bellhorn04]

That he posts here even occasionally shows he is more involved than Henry...

 

This is how it starts though. Next thing you know Dipre will only be issuing Talksox a statement once or twice a year through a spokesperson...

[notin]

This is how it starts though. Next thing you know Dipre will only be issuing Talksox a statement once or twice a year through a spokesperson...

 

(praying) Please let him use BlargyBlarg. Please let him use BlargyBlarg.

[mvp 78]

This is how it starts though. Next thing you know Dipre will only be issuing Talksox a statement once or twice a year through a spokesperson...

 

He was gone for a long time. A long time. So long that he forgot his password to his other account and had to have this account unbanned because of some email situation.

[Dipre]

He was gone for a long time. A long time. So long that he forgot his password to his other account and had to have this account unbanned because of some email situation.

 

Spill them beans though, goddamn.

[Dipre]

(praying) Please let him use BlargyBlarg. Please let him use BlargyBlarg.

 

What the hell is BlargyBlarg?

[mvp 78]

Spill them beans though, goddamn.

 

I am the TalkSox historian.

[Dipre]

C'mon man, would it kill you to scroll back a few pages? Do you really have such little time to devote to this?

 

My bad. I've been f***ing around with a big-time ponzi scheme case. We just got one conviction, and the DA is actively looking for seven other suspects. I hate using talksox on my phone, so I only post from my laptop at the office. I'll be around more to whine about people whining and bad jokes starting next week.

[Bellhorn04]

What the hell is BlargyBlarg?

 

I'm probably the only one other person here who knows, I'm slightly ashamed to admit.

 

That was the screen name of a poster on the Globe Sox forum who would sporadically post semi-inspirational messages about the Red Sox that looked like they might have been produced by a random word generator. They were humorous in their way. That's all there is.

[notin]

What the hell is BlargyBlarg?

 

A reference to another forum that Bellhorn should recall...

[Dipre]

I'm probably the only one other person here who knows, I'm slightly ashamed to admit.

 

That was the screen name of a poster on the Globe Sox forum who would sporadically post semi-inspirational messages about the Red Sox that looked like they might have been produced by a random word generator. They were humorous in their way. That's all there is.

 

We had a guy here like that. His name was suns.

[notin]

I'm probably the only one other person here who knows, I'm slightly ashamed to admit.

 

That was the screen name of a poster on the Globe Sox forum who would sporadically post statements about the Red Sox that looked like they might have been produced by a random word generator. They were humorous in their way. That's all there is.

 

There might be a few others who recall him. Definitely a small scale (and very harmless) inside joke...

[mvp 78]

I'm probably the only one other person here who knows, I'm slightly ashamed to admit.

 

That was the screen name of a poster on the Globe Sox forum who would sporadically post semi-inspirational messages about the Red Sox that looked like they might have been produced by a random word generator. They were humorous in their way. That's all there is.

 

I went to the current member list here and found none so I was very confused. Assumed it was some BDC bullshittery.

[mvp 78]

We had a guy here like that. His name was suns.

 

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[mvp 78]

The only thing Dipre was good at was getting in fights over something stupid.

 

He disappeared after leaving for college, I think. Unless he was consumed in one of the many Cuyahoga River Fires.

[jad]

How about:

 

T*R*A*S*H

 

Don't bad-mouth one of my favorite movies by using it in this context.

[notin]

I went to the current member list here and found none so I was very confused. Assumed it was some BDC bullshittery.

 

You would be correct. Using a current or even inactive member of this forum might not always go over well…

[Dipre]

He disappeared after leaving for college, I think. Unless he was consumed in one of the many Cuyahoga River Fires.

 

He was right and still is.