8/02 SOX @ Yankems

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Brice vs Paxton.

 

On ESPN, sadly.

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Pillar

Devers

J.D.

X-Man

VAZ

Chavis

Plawecki

JBJ

Peraza

[vegasbob]

Don't get too lonely, SS, having a family function at the house so will miss most of the game. Check in with you later

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X-man, the ultimate professional.

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Don't get too lonely, SS, having a family function at the house so will miss most of the game. Check in with you later

 

Missing a SOX/Yankem game was unheard of, but these are different times.

[TylerD]

Missing the game tonight. See we have a lead. Weird.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

X-man, the ultimate professional.

 

I'm old enough to remember when Yankee fans used to mock Fenway for pop-up homers to left. But this century there's no bigger joke for cheap HRs in the MLB than right field in Yankee Stadium.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

Error, walk, walk... somebody's got to say what's bound to happen next.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

Error, walk, walk... somebody's got to say what's bound to happen next.

 

Voit is a volleyball.

[illinoisredsox]

Voit is a volleyball.

 

I thought that was Wilson

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I'm old enough to remember when Yankee fans used to mock Fenway for pop-up homers to left. But this century there's no bigger joke for cheap HRs in the MLB than right field in Yankee Stadium.

 

Owners need to construct a 38 foot wall in RF of Yankem Park.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

ESPN late on the censor button on my screen. Brice yelled the four-letter f-word, then ESPN muted his next word. Poster poll: was it... "you!", "me!", "Yankees" or "ARod"?

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I thought that was Wilson

 

I believe Wilson was a soccer ball.

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ESPN late on the censor button on my screen. Brice yelled the four-letter f-word, then ESPN muted his next word. Poster poll: was it... "you!", "me!", "Yankees" or "ARod"?

 

I think it was directed either at his 2nd baseman or RR for putting on the shift.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

Voit can also be a tetherball... but then he'd be swinging in circles.

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The entire SOX team tested positive before the game. Yup, they were all positive that the season will be cancelled.

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Voit can also be a tetherball... but then he'd be swinging in circles.

 

 

So many players on the Yankems to dislike. Penis Head and Voit are the easiest to dislike, whereas it's hard to dislike Judge because he's such a friendly horse.

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The entire SOX team tested positive before the game. Yup, they were all positive that the season will be cancelled.

 

And relieved.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

Betts left the Dodgers game with a sore finger. Kudos to the fans who predicted a short bowler's hands would break down before he played out his entire contract.

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Nice D by the D-man.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

Devers leads in outs above average and errors below average. His eye-black looks about average.

[mvp 78]

Turns game on, second pitch is Judge hr.

 

Sorry, my bad.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

Announcer had to call time-out while he changed his pants.

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The main problem with obtaining pitchers at Good Will is that there's a no return policy. Everything is listed 'as is.'

[illinoisredsox]

That was hit an awful long way. Wow.

[jacksonianmarch]

The main problem with obtaining pitchers at Good Will is that there's a no return policy. Everything is listed 'as is.'

 

Not sure why you throw a breaking ball to DJ on 3-2 and risk facing Judge as a lefty.

[illinoisredsox]

Announcer had to call time-out while he changed his pants.

 

Yeah, I noticed that too. One thing to say wow, I’m not sure the Yankee announcers would get that excited. A little disgusting actually.

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Announcer had to call time-out while he changed his pants.

 

Funny how the morons in the ESPN booth continue to talk around A-roid's baseball life of steroids. Pete Rose is banned and that POS is allowed to broadcast games.

[illinoisredsox]

Do the Yankees have a moveable wall out there. Seems like it moves in and out, up and down depending on which team hits it.

[5GoldGlovesOF,75]

Paxton's eyes and ears seem to get bigger with every hit he gives up.