13/10 ALCS Game 1 vs Stros

[d-money]

Offense has been dog s***. Good hitting can beat good pitching as well. Just gotta get good swings.

[Tedballgame]

i'm not saying anal sex with your pregnant wife is recommended, but I think it is better than pure vaginal sex, you don't want to hit the baby with your wiener. that is a weird way to be introduced to dad

Thank you for the information Dr. Ruth.

[Thunder]

butt stuff makes the world go round thunder.

 

I'm sure it does, but it's been hard to find a girl that will let me

[Thunder]

Tequila bruh

 

I've told you guys many times that I don't drink

[StephenCurry30]

Oh, they'll let me eat ass all day long, but no butt stuff. Some don't even care if I use a condom, which grosses me out

 

well anal does stretch the butthole out permanently, so most girls want to wait till AFTER college to have the butt extended, college is the experiment page, you don't go all the way with anal till you have a hubby

[TylerD]

Holy s***. What an inning for Mr Kelly.

[Tedballgame]

Great inning by Kelly. Maybe that will wake up the crowd and get some momentum going the Sox way.

[Jasonbay44]

Good work Joe Kelly.

[OH FOY]

Bang, Bang, Bang, Machine Gun Kelly. 3 up, 3 down.

[Slasher9]

I've told you guys many times that I don't drink

 

Ummmm. For her. Tequila = “stick it in my butt”

[Thunder]

Kelly for Heisman. Sorry, I've been watching football all day

[jung]

Nice inning Joe.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The better team will probably win this ALCS, but I still haven't given up hope on the SOX.

[Thunder]

Ummmm. For her. Tequila = “stick it in my butt”

 

Seducing a drunk girl is No-no #1 in the Prevent Sexual Assault seminar they make all incoming freshmen take

[OH FOY]

At least get 1, that means any batter could tie game after that. If we hold them.

[StephenCurry30]

we need to start getting some runners on at least, verlander is pitching stress free.

[d-money]

The better team will probably win this ALCS, but I still haven't given up hope on the SOX.

 

Well season could be on the line with price pitching game 2.

[Thunder]

well anal does stretch the butthole out permanently, so most girls want to wait till AFTER college to have the butt extended, college is the experiment page, you don't go all the way with anal till you have a hubby

 

Good info. I still don't like my odds. I've been single for 20 years.

[vegasbob]

Don't worry, Dodgers made Wade Miley look like Verlander for several innings earlier then came back to beat Jeffress late. Note to DD, do not make a move for Jeffress in the off season.

[fxkatt]

Sale 86 pitches and only 5 were swings-and-misses. What Sale is that??

[Thunder]

Well season could be on the line with price pitching game 2.

 

Have you forgotten that we're unbeaten on the road in the postseason?

[StephenCurry30]

don't listen to them thunder, drugging girls with alcohol and drugs and taking advantage of them is BAD, don't be like kevin spacey. you want your first anal adventures to be all natural and you want to truly experience the butt stuff experience.

[Tedballgame]

The Red Sox will win this series, whether they win tonight or not.

[Station 13]

Verlander is throwing strike 1 to everybody

[Thunder]

The Red Sox will win this series, whether they win tonight or not.

 

Hell, we could lose the first 3 games and I still wouldn't be concerned

[StephenCurry30]

if we lose tonight, we go down 2-0. david price in playoffs = automatic loss.

[Thunder]

Verlander is throwing strike 1 to everybody

 

That means he's giving us pitches to hit. None of that Tanaka s***

[OH FOY]

I like Pearce he's a battler.

[Thunder]

My mom gave me homemade cookies for my birthday earlier tonight, like she has every year of my life, but I don't want to open them until my actual birthday, even though this game makes me want to eat my feelings

[StephenCurry30]

pearce and holt we know will battle at the plate at least, maybe at least boost this *******s pitch count