8/26 @ Chicago

[Thunder]

Back to school mojo!!!!

 

Porcello (Terrible record, worse ERA) vs Chris Sale (Great record, better ERA, best at strike outs)

 

Just win!

[Youk Of The Nation]

I feel like there is a really good pun somewhere in there between Chris Sale and Rick Porcello, whose last name contains the phonetic word "sell", but I am kind of busy with something else at the moment. If you could all just pretend I posted something extremely witty and entertaining and react accordingly, I would be very grateful.

[Thunder]

Pretty methodical start. Amazed Porcello hasn't allowed a run yet.

[Station 13]

f*** you, Hanley.

[BigPapi]

f*** you, Hanley.

 

He swings out of his ass every damn time he's up. Now this wouldn't be a problem if he was still hitting bombs and doubles, but it is becoming one since he hasn't been doing either. I don't know if this is normal for him since I didn't get to see all of his games as a marlin or dodger. I hope this is isn't due to management telling him that they wanted him to be a big hr guy when they signed him in the off season. Either way, he needs to seriously start making adjustments.

[Station 13]

We're close to the danger zone with the pending bullpen appearance.

[mvp 78]

Shaw goes boop boop!

[Jasonbay44]

Travis Shaw is a f***ing monster.

[BigPapi]

Just when he was starting to really cool down over the past couple of games or so, he hits a bomb. He won't go away yet.

[mvp 78]

Porcello needs to pitch this way next year.

[Station 13]

No way Hanley plays 1B next year. Nope.

[Station 13]

Get Blake in, insurance run is premium.

[a700hitter]

AAA trash does it again!

[Spudboy]

Good stuff.

[TylerD]

We won .... Porcello looked really good.... Now Time To Watch Forensic Files and go to bed

[Kimmi]

Porcello matched Sale pitch for pitch. Go figure.

 

Good stuff indeed.

 

Wins make the opposing team's announcers 100 times less annoying.