7/21 Houston doesn't have problems

[Spudboy]

I'd like to give Guerin Austin a facial.

[BigPapi]

That curveball is filthy. Too bad we can't fuse brian johnson an erod together to make an ace.

[a700hitter]

I am so glad that Wade Miley gave Johnson advice.

 

I wonder if the advice was "hey kid, don't suck like me".

 

Farrell should just keep these kids away from our suck-ass veterans. Miley could only dream of having Johnson's curveball.

[BigPapi]

I am so glad that Wade Miley gave Johnson advice.

 

I wonder if the advice was "hey kid, don't suck like me".

 

Farrell should just keep these kids away from our suck-ass veterans. Miley could only dream of having Johnson's curveball.

 

Hahahahahahhaha. I was thinking the same thing.

[mvp 78]

Orsillo's replacement is all excited. This is the first multi run inning and lead that he has announced. He got all excited on Papi's fly out.

 

He also said Altuve was one of the best defensive "second basemans."

[Northern Star]

Holt doubles tonight because he was well rested after riding the pine last night. Oh look. he's playing 1B too.

[Northern Star]

I like his breaking ball, but his fastball is flat. He's not a cure for what ails you

 

Brian Johnson just got traded to the Yankees.

 

I like his breaking ball, it keeps hitters off balance. He's a great pickup for the team.

[mvp 78]

Get rid of this Pedroia bum... Worthless...

[Jasonbay44]

Are you f***ing kidding me

[FenwayFaithful]

Oh f*** that s***

[a700hitter]

Our plus defense on display again. Two runs scoring on a stolen base. Oye!

[a700hitter]

That is the difference between hustle and Hanley. Marusnick got hit pretty solid on the elbow. He didn't jump around and grab his elbow waiting for the trainer to rub it and give it a kiss. He popped up and ran like a bat out if he'll and kept going when he noticed our slugvof a leftfielder sauntering after the ball.

 

Did you see Hanley make that catch at the end of the 3rd inning where he went to the ground and looked like a turtle stuck on his back. This LF experiment has to end.

[mvp 78]

Justin Mastershutmytvoff

[NativeBostonian]

f***ing Masterson.

[a700hitter]

Masterson is in the process of taking an axe to this game.

[jacksonianmarch]

I'd like to give Guerin Austin a facial.

 

Spud with the post of the thread, lol

[FenwayFaithful]

Masterson is a f***ing bum.

[Station 13]

There's so much trash on the roster. Run them through a lawnmover in 97 heat.

[Jasonbay44]

Why the f*** does Masterson keep getting chances

[Jasonbay44]

Good job sack of s***! Keep sucking cock on the mound, its great to watch!

[FenwayFaithful]

f*** Masterson so f***ing much.

[Northern Star]

Why the f*** does Masterson keep getting chances

 

Oh, I can think of about 9 million reasons.

[Beaneater]

I know we joke about "DFA Pedroia!" and "DFA Papi!", but seriously... DFA Masterson. We were actually in this game when he entered. That changed in a big hurry. Can't imagine why we'd keep him on the roster at this point rather than letting some Pawsox hurler get a chance.

[Northern Star]

There's so much trash on the roster. Run them through a lawnmover in 97 heat.

 

[jacksonianmarch]

This might be the worst sox team I've ever seen. Wow. I love Justin Masterson

[NativeBostonian]

I don't know how Ben doesn't get fired.

[Northern Star]

I know we joke about "DFA Pedroia!" and "DFA Papi!", but seriously... DFA Masterson. We were actually in this game when he entered. That changed in a big hurry. Can't imagine why we'd keep him on the roster at this point rather than letting some Pawsox hurler get a chance.

 

Once again, for the millionth time. Masterson was injured last year and pitched like crap. Why was Ben remotely interested in bringing him back, and for anything more than minimum wage. The onus was on Masterson to prove he could still pitch.

[Northern Star]

This might be the worst sox team I've ever seen. Wow. I love Justin Masterson

 

Wanna trade?

[Jasonbay44]

Masterson is so s***** he is accidentally injuring other teams players. WHAT A STUD!

[a700hitter]

I don't know how Ben doesn't get fired.

 

Not his fault. There were unforeseeable consequences beyond his control. It's a freak thing. It's not like he ever finished last before this. Oh, wait...