4/19 vs. Baltimore

[a700hitter]

Go for it Thunder.

[BornToRun]

That post was supposed to be quoting BTR, but I was posting from my phone, which always yields some......interesting results.

 

Just for the record, the idea that you find my logic to be logical gives me a raging logic boner.

[seabeachfred]

Ortiz is probably frustrated with how the team is playing currently. We really need masterson to give us a decent start tomorrow.

 

Well you can forget that d-money. Masterson most likely will be shelled into unconsciousness. We will have to put up a ton of runs tomorrow to win, but it is true, it is very early and we might brace ourselves and set things in order. It is just discouraging to see what we've witnessed with our starting pitching most of the past five or six games.

[User Name]

If Masterson's throwing 87-88 tomorrow, we will likely Brian Johnsonn in a Red Sox uni soon.

[seabeachfred]

We can disagree about whether he is worth $20 million/year but don't tell me to grow up, punk. Let's get that straight. If I hang a nickname on him, it comes with the territory if you play like s***. Today, he threw like puss.

 

Another broadside from one of the thought police. Apparently he (she) didn't see the game or thought eight runs in six innings was a good piece of work. So I'll amplify what you said to the police lady......PORCELLO STUNK TODAY AND BUCHHOLZ STUNK YESTERDAY AND MILEY STUNK TWO GAMES BEFORE THAT.... That isn't supposition, the facts speak for themselves.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I think it's UN?s turn for the GT, he hasn't gone yet this season. We really should create a rotation.

[User Name]

Yeah I was thinking about doing tomorrow's GT, but Thunder is all over it and I think we should give him a chance. However if you, our benevolent overlord, decide that it is not Thunder's time, I will gather up every last ounce of mojo I have, and create tomorrow's GT.

[BornToRun]

I'm willing to put my weight behind Thunder. He's got this s*** on lockdown.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Alright, based on the advice of the two most successful GT starters on the site, I will give the okay.

[Thunder]

It feels so good. We're beating the A's win streak now, you just watch.

[User Name]

If you suck, though, I'll kill you.

[BornToRun]

If you suck, though, I'll kill you.

 

Believe in this young man. He is going to have a career arc akin to Dustin Pedroia. He's been hitting .160 and off to a slow start but you know what happens next? Laser Show.