5/6 vs The Cincinatti Vottos

[BornToRun]

BTR mojo has deemed it necessary to ride into town on his golden steed and put a stop to this sub .500 ********.

 

Pitches will be thrown, balls will be hit , and zero f***s will be given.

 

BTR mojo will ensure that, somehow, Felix Doubront will manage to remove at least a portion of his head from his ass and lead us to victory tonight.

 

Win this s*** and then prepare to hang dong in public because we are going streaking!

[mvp 78]

Came here looking for Marge Schott jokes. When will those be happening?

[BornToRun]

Came here looking for Marge Schott jokes. When will those be happening?

I went to piss on Marge Schott's grave yesterday but left when I found out I'd have to wait in line.

 

Happy?

[Palodios]

Didja hear that Marge Schott came up to bat the other night?

She was the designated Hitler.

[rjortiz]

Didja hear that Marge Schott came up to bat the other night?

She was the designated Hitler.

 

Nice.

[d-money]

Win! Get back to 500 already

[mvp 78]

Now, THIS is a gamethread.

[rjortiz]

No Billy Hamilton tonight. Skip Schumaker is in CF. Red Sox should hit every ball toward him.

[Beaneater]

If the Sox could intentionally hit the ball toward CF, we would have won the last game...

[Station 13]

, Felix Doubront will manage to remove at least a portion of his head from his ass and lead us to victory tonight.

 

Can't wait for Smotlz and Katt to dissect Doubront alive.

[VA Sox Fan]

Damn nice 1st for Felix!

[Palodios]

Today is Felix's day to get on track for the season.

[Station 13]

No DP!

[d-money]

Throw strikes

[d-money]

f***ing frustrating watching this guy pitch

[mvp 78]

They are losing this year because of the Wally Wave.

[VA Sox Fan]

They are losing this year because of the Wally Wave.

 

LMAO! I think of you every time I see that!!!

[Station 13]

Doubront is flirting with danger as he usually does.

[VA Sox Fan]

I'm with Mo on this:

 

 

Former New York Yankees closer Mariano Rivera has a piping hot sports take in his new book, “The Closer.” He wrote that he would rather have Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia on his team than former Yankees second basemen and Rivera’s former teammate Robinson Cano.

 

Rivera questioned Cano’s drive to win, writing that he’s not sure if the second baseman “burns to be the best,” ESPN New York reported.

 

It’s bad enough to call out a former teammate and say you don’t see “red-hot passion in him,” but to compare him to long-time rival Pedroia takes it to another level.

 

Rivera writes of Pedroia: “Nobody plays harder, gives more, wants to win more. He comes at you hard for 27 outs. It’s a special thing to see.”

[NativeBostonian]

They are losing this year because of the Wally Wave.

 

Who the f*** started that? People look very "special" doing it.

[a700hitter]

What are Bogaerts' stats with RISP?

[Station 13]

What are Bogaerts' stats with RISP?

 

About what the rest of the team are.

[NativeBostonian]

What are Bogaerts' stats with RISP?

 

I don't know. But,he has one of the least amounts of RBIs on the team.

[Station 13]

1-5 RISP, 1 run out of it. This team just isn't doing damage.

[VA Sox Fan]

Way to get out of that Doubront!

 

Hope the BP is well rested.

 

More RUNS please.

[User Name]

Bradley is most certainly not the problem with this team's offense.

[VA Sox Fan]

Bradley is most certainly not the problem with this team's offense.

 

DFA JbJ!!!!

[Station 13]

1-10 RISP

 

What garbage.

[d-money]

I hope bogaerts is not another headcase.He has been clueless at the plate.

[NativeBostonian]

I hope bogaerts is not another headcase.He has been clueless at the plate.

To be fair, he never really was known for his offense.