9/3 vs Tigers

[User Name]

Definitely. His CG SHO against TB, the SF game, and this one. Outdueling Scherzer is big, especially this late in the season, and it's great to see from him. Glad to know he can beat something other than NL teams and cancer.

 

He only beat cancer once.

[BornToRun]

I'm not sure, they're in blank glass bottles. Some guy named Tarzan sold them to me behind Taco Bell. Gave me a great deal.

 

Sure it's not piss?

[Youk Of The Nation]

I forget, was the SF game the one Villarreal and Farrell torched?

 

No, the Sox won that one, Lester went 8.1 innings, gave up two singles, and then got pulled and the game was finished without allowing them to score (I forget by whom). The walkoff-walk game was the next day.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Liquid nitrogen is probably healtheir for your digestive system than Taco Bell.

[BornToRun]

He only beat cancer once.

 

After the first time, cancer was so scared that it decided never to f*** with Jon Lester ever again.

[Youk Of The Nation]

He only beat cancer once.

 

True, we'll have to wait until the postseason to see if he can hold up against cancer's lineup, otherwise the one time means nothing.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Sure it's not piss?

Piss, beer, what's the difference? Still giving me a great high.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Liquid nitrogen is probably healtheir for your digestive system than Taco Bell.

 

It's true, but it's sooooo gooooooood.

[jung]

Would like to see what happens when WMB comes up if Scherzer is still there. Probably would like to drill him right in ribs.

[Brennan]

Oooof! And Kuroda continues to kurode.

[MANNYHOF24]

Does anyone else not trust Workman yet?

[BornToRun]

It's true, but it's sooooo gooooooood.

Cheesy Potato burritos my brother. Best s*** in the world.

[BornToRun]

Does anyone else not trust Workman yet?

Not against Miggy, Fielder, and VMart.

[jung]

Piss, beer, what's the difference? Still giving me a great high.

 

Beer is just piss in process.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Would like to see what happens when WMB comes up if Scherzer is still there. Probably would like to drill him right in ribs.

I hope so, because it would upset Lacey. Which gives me my in.

[Thunder]

It's true, but it's sooooo gooooooood.

 

So good! So good! So good!

[Thunder]

Patience now young Rossie.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I feel like just the worst person ever when I'm done, but while I'm eating it, it's delicious. Then, a half-hour later, as I am cordially introducing the edges of the toilet seat to my whitened knuckles, all I can think is, "this is why other countries hate us".

[Youk Of The Nation]

You're going to K anyways, just take the pitch and maybe you'll get lucky and walk.

[Thunder]

Taking one for the team Ross. If you get a concussion from this, you're awful.

[jung]

Funny how Scherzer has gone after the bottom of the Sox order...gotten him in all sorts of trouble. Used himself up on Ross last time and left himself spread eagled over the desk for WMB. Now he walks Drew...is using himself up on Ross again...HITS HIM.....and.....here comes WMB again.

[Youk Of The Nation]

By "take the pitch", I meant let it go by, but that works too I guess.

[BornToRun]

I feel like just the worst person ever when I'm done, but while I'm eating it, it's delicious. Then, a half-hour later, as I am cordially introducing the edges of the toilet seat to my whitened knuckles, all I can think is, "this is why other countries hate us".

 

This post is f***ing gold.

[Thunder]

This is why I love 40 man rosters. Salty's hurting, Ross is hurting. Put in Lavarnway.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

The worst is when you eat diarrhea food, and then forget that you did it and you go out for a drive. So when that half-hour-later rolls around you're in the middle of rush hour and you've clumsily positioned yourself so that you can't escape the left lane.

[BornToRun]

Swung for the downs on that one

[BornToRun]

The worst is when you eat diarrhea food, and then forget that you did it and you go out for a drive. So when that half-hour-later rolls around you're in the middle of rush hour and you've clumsily positioned yourself so that you can't escape the left lane.

Having to push one out at school sucks too. Nothing worse than blasting off when there's other people in there with you.

[Thunder]

Come on now William

[jung]

Scherzer with memories of the old WMB with that one

[Thunder]

Shane's gonna hit lefty!