9/3 vs Tigers

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I used to have no qualms about s***ing in school, until one day when I pushed one out that literally smelled like a dumpster that hadn't been emptied in three weeks. Apparently such events are not approved of by waiting classmates.

[BornToRun]

Not a bad AB.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone tell me who is warming right now?

[jung]

Here comes another interesting match up tonight..Scherzer/Vic....Scherzer looks gassed

[Thunder]

Who's that guy hitting lefty right now? Haven't seen him in a while.

[J-Beck]

Well, when you've looked like a fool in your last few at-bats, why not hit left handed?

[jung]

This is not a surprise to me.....

[Station 13]

Shane with terrible Ab tonight.

[BornToRun]

I used to have no qualms about s***ing in school, until one day when I pushed one out that literally smelled like a dumpster that hadn't been emptied in three weeks. Apparently such events are not approved of by waiting classmates.

I can't piss in urinals, kind of my thing. I go in one day, wearing brand new jeans and my best pair of cowboy boots, and my normal stall is stuffed to the brim with toilet paper. I go to leave when the toilet flushes on its own, I accidentally pull instead of push on the door and I am forced to walk around with toilet water soaking the bottom of my pants for the rest of the day.

[Thunder]

Go back to righty Shane.

[BornToRun]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone tell me who is warming right now?

 

Workman

[Thunder]

Heart of the order due. Miggy, fatass, V-Mart

[Youk Of The Nation]

Workman

 

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone else lie to me and tell me who is warming right now?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Go back to righty Shane.

Lefty's way overrated anyway.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone else lie to me and tell me who is warming right now?

Villarreal

[Youk Of The Nation]

Workman against Cabrera, Fielder, and Martinez. Why am I nervous?

[BornToRun]

Heart of the order due. Miggy, fatass, V-Mart

 

DUI, Fatass, Gimpy.

[Thunder]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone else lie to me and tell me who is warming right now?

 

Gagne

[BornToRun]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone else lie to me and tell me who is warming right now?

 

Rudy Seanez.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Rudy Seanez.

f*** you, that was my next one.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Mike Remlinger is warming in the pen.

[Thunder]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone else lie to me and tell me who is warming right now?

 

Daniel Bard

[Youk Of The Nation]

Wow, Workman. Way to make me look like more of a douche than usual.

 

Come on Breslow. Shut this s*** down and send it to Koji.

[BornToRun]

f*** you, that was my next one.

 

My most insincere apologies.

[BornToRun]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone else lie to me and tell me who is warming right now?

Alfredo Aceves.

[Thunder]

Dempster's warming in the pen.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I'm surprised you guys went with Gagne, Seanez, Villareal, and Remlinger before Bailey.

[BornToRun]

Dempster's warming in the pen.

Too far.

[Thunder]

I'm only using Gameday, sadly. Can anyone else lie to me and tell me who is warming right now?

 

Eckersley

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

John Halama