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Dude, no ********, I always thought you were a middle aged dude. Like 30's or 40's

 

Hey look kid...cut it out. Fifty-Sixty is supposed to be the new middle aged. I am supposed to live to be 120 according to the experts. I just hope the hell they have whole armies of robots or some s*** like that to keep us stitched together at 120. I am going to start to need to take delivery of my first caretaker robots in about five years!

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Nope. I got you beat. That's why you occasionally see me raging about Taylor too.

Taylor is universally loved by those whose lives are not completely devoid of joy and happiness.

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And there it is, folks: the Big Dilemma, the Big Decision that makes National League baseball a veritable chessgame: do I pinch-hit for the pitcher now, or do I not do that?

 

I still prefer the DH. Two pitchers batting and running the bases in warmup jackets is just silly.

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Hey look kid...cut it out. Fifty-Sixty is supposed to be the new middle aged. I am supposed to live to be 120 according to the experts. I just hope the hell they have whole armies of robots or some s*** like that to keep us stitched together at 120. I am going to start to need to take delivery of my first caretaker robots in about five years!

 

Are you 56 jung? I'm 57.

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Hey look kid...cut it out. Fifty-Sixty is supposed to be the new middle aged. I am supposed to live to be 120 according to the experts. I just hope the hell they have whole armies of robots or some s*** like that to keep us stitched together at 120. I am going to start to need to take delivery of my first caretaker robots in about five years!

I'm scared to death of needing some sort of surgery when I'm older. My main wish is for there to be friggin lasers for that crap by the time I need to get one.

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I still prefer the DH. Two pitchers batting and running the bases in warmup jackets is just silly.

 

Agree, and I think the whole 'more strategy in the NL' thing is way overplayed.

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Hey look kid...cut it out. Fifty-Sixty is supposed to be the new middle aged. I am supposed to live to be 120 according to the experts. I just hope the hell they have whole armies of robots or some s*** like that to keep us stitched together at 120. I am going to start to need to take delivery of my first caretaker robots in about five years!

Well, if I live til my 120's, those student loans will finally be paid off. Retire at 95? Murdered by caretaker-bot at 121?

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Did Kanye stick a gun in his mouth afterward?

 

Didn't have enough time to see it.

 

Taylor's dress is pretty suggestive tonight. You should talk to her about that. Or not.

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Didn't have enough time to see it.

 

Taylor's dress is pretty suggestive tonight. You should talk to her about that. Or not.

I made her wear it.

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Well, if I live til my 120's, those student loans will finally be paid off. Retire at 95? Murdered by caretaker-bot at 121?

 

Skynet takes over shortly after.

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Don't feel bad. I'm pretty sure a700 is old enough to have voted for Lincoln.

 

I actually think 700 is old enough to have had Lincoln for an attorney in a head on buggy accident whiplash case. (that might roust him from his slumber).

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Yup. I also got Ben Affleck casted as batman

 

We're going to sweep the O's and White Sox, so the mojo will be lasting a while.

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