8/25 at Beckett's Chicken and Waffles

[BornToRun]

f*** yeah. Nice job to X on the hit and to Will for the hustle

[VA Sox Fan]

He's always had a reputation for being kind of a loudmouth. There are few former players I take seriously as analysts. Most of them are boring or criminally stupid.

 

I know but he backed it up in 04 verbally and on the mound. Will always love him.

 

 

WAY TO GO XANDER!!!!

[mvp 78]

Totally an error

[Thunder]

espNFL. They truly only care about football.

 

Okay. I thought you were insulting my home state's greatest institution.

[Thunder]

Totally an error

 

Can't you be happy about something?

[VA Sox Fan]

And lebron james

 

And RGIII and Tim Tebow. And Puig and Danica Patrick.

[jung]

Wow I would not have thought that LA's defense would have done them in tonight. But it has.....I don't even think WMB gets sent home if the CF does not bobble the ball. If he played the ball cleanly and WMB did get sent, he would have been out by a mile. He was not safe by that much even with the bobble.

[mvp 78]

Can't you be happy about something?

 

I'm happy about the error. Just stating fact. Hope the Dodgers make 10 more and the Sox win in a rout.

[NativeBostonian]

Good job kid!!!

[BornToRun]

I know but he backed it up in 04 verbally and on the mound. Will always love him.

 

 

WAY TO GO XANDER!!!!

f*** me if "I want to make 55,000 people from New York shut up." isn't one of the most badass lines ever uttered. He went out on a gimpy ankle and backed it up.

[VA Sox Fan]

Can't you be happy about something?

 

Have you had a lot of caffeine this evening??

[BornToRun]

Eat a dick, Punto.

[VA Sox Fan]

Love ya PEDEY!!!

[Youk Of The Nation]

I know I have. I have managed to keep from starting drinking again by septupling (roughly) my daily intake of Dr Pepper. On one hand, I am still sober. On the other hand, I've basically had to pee for the last eight days in a row.

[rjortiz]

I'm happy about the error. Just stating fact. Hope the Dodgers make 10 more and the Sox win in a rout.

 

You're pathetic.

[BornToRun]

Well where the f*** was that last year you tool?

[VA Sox Fan]

F you AGON!

[mvp 78]

You're pathetic.

 

Totally.

[BornToRun]

I know I have. I have managed to keep from starting drinking again by septupling (roughly) my daily intake of Dr Pepper. On one hand, I am still sober. On the other hand, I've basically had to pee for the last eight days in a row.

 

I've always found that the worst part of consuming alcohol, along with the shedding of my inhibitions, is the frequency at which my bladder decides to go absolutely apeshit.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Hey, what do you call a telescope if Jake Peavy is using it?

 

A Peavy see pipe!

[jung]

One run HR's don't win ball games unless they come as walk off's in the 9th. Amazing how many pitchers really do succeed just keeping base runners off the bases...can give up one run dingers till the cows come home and still win games.

[BornToRun]

Hey, what do you call a telescope if Jake Peavy is using it?

 

A Peavy see pipe!

 

You should be ashamed of yourself. Dane Cook could do better.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I've always found that the worst part of consuming alcohol, along with the shedding of my inhibitions, is the frequency at which my bladder decides to go absolutely apeshit.

 

Well, obviously all liquids have this effect to one degree or another, but I can't drink alcohol in quite the same volume as soda. If I drank the same number of beers or shots in one day as I do soda, I'd be dead.

[BornToRun]

Well, obviously all liquids have this effect to one degree or another, but I can't drink alcohol in quite the same volume as soda. If I drank the same number of beers or shots in one day as I do soda, I'd be dead.

But you'd probably be too drunk to care that you were dying.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You should be ashamed of yourself. Dane Cook could do better.

 

 

Sometimes awful puns pop into my head. Considering what the world keeps doing to me, I feel I have the right to occasionally unleash these horrific jokes upon the world, sort of like Dane Cook if he was also funny sometimes.

[Youk Of The Nation]

But you'd probably be too drunk to care that you were dying.

 

 

True! A silver lining after all.

[jung]

or even know that you were dying:D:D

[Bellhorn04]

One run HR's don't win ball games unless they come as walk off's in the 9th. Amazing how many pitchers really do succeed just keeping base runners off the bases...can give up one run dingers till the cows come home and still win games.

 

In 2001 the aforementioned Schilling gave up 37 dingers and had an 8.8 WAR.

[BornToRun]

Sometimes awful puns pop into my head. Considering what the world keeps doing to me, I feel I have the right to occasionally unleash these horrific jokes upon the world, sort of like Dane Cook if he was also funny sometimes.

Well you handle hardship far better than I, good sir. I can be quite the bitter ******* when the mood strikes.

[jung]

Ells will eventually figure out that he has to stop trying to pull that pitch or pitchers are going to make his September miserable.