4/17 at Cleveland

[BornToRun]

I'm not sure I want to speak to any of your ex-girlfriends.

 

Stop making me laugh before my parents hear it and put me in a psych ward for giggling at my iPhone.

[italstallianion]

I'm not sure I want to speak to any of your ex-girlfriends.

 

Hopefully both of them are still alive.

[NativeBostonian]

Remind me never to go near there so long as I live.

 

I'll put a reminder in my sig for you.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Remind me never to go near there so long as I live.

 

RSFFL is dead, this is his friend posting for him.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I'm not sure I want to speak to any of your ex-girlfriends.

You don't.

 

Fun fact, threatening to s*** in her throat is the only way my latest girlfriend would cum.

[BornToRun]

RSFFL is dead, this is his friend posting for him.

 

Am I in the will?

[jung]

Iphones don't make me laugh. Now Galaxy Notes are another story. Like carrying around a 50" plasma in your pocket.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Am I in the will?

 

Nope, he always hated you. He always knew deep down inside, you never liked him.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Tazawa!

[MJantomaso]

Sox will pay for this. They will need Carp's bat late.:D

 

Hanrahan is on the DL

[Youk Of The Nation]

You don't.

 

Fun fact, threatening to s*** in her throat is the only way my latest girlfriend would cum.

 

Your cousin sounds a little deranged.

[BornToRun]

I want to make sweet, passionate love to Junichi Tazawa.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I drew up RSFFL's will. I get everything, you get nothing. Goodbye.

[BornToRun]

Nope, he always hated you. He always knew deep down inside, you never liked him.

 

*logs off talksox*

 

 

*commits suicide*

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Your cousin sounds a little deranged.

Yeah, but it's nothing the lithium can't take care of.

 

Now your cousin on the other hand...

[Youk Of The Nation]

I want to make sweet, pixelated love to Junichi Tazawa.

 

Fixed.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

*logs off talksox*

 

 

*commits suicide*

 

Lmao

[jung]

I think they slipped a 0 in there. That crowd looks more like 1,282...not 10,282

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Fixed.

While 8-bit Taylor Swift songs play in the background.

[User Name]

You don't.

 

Fun fact, threatening to s*** in her throat is the only way my latest girlfriend would cum.

 

What in the blue hell is wrong with you?

 

We all know you've never had a girlfriend.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Tazawa is a f***ing beast.

[BornToRun]

Once again to be clear:

 

Junichi Tazawa. Sweet, Passionate Love all night long on a bed of roses.

 

 

With "You Belong With Me" playing in the background.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

J_E or BornToRun going to knock YOTN off his throne this year. One of them will get funniest poster of the year award.

[User Name]

Sooooo.....Tazawa for closer?

[Bellhorn04]

Tazawa! We have the greatest tandem of Japanese relievers in MLB history.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Especially when J_E goes on rants. I swear he gives me a 6 pack when he rants.

[Station 13]

Awesome pitching Taz. Picking up from where he left off in 2012

[NativeBostonian]

OMG guys. I can't read this board anymore. I'm laughing so hard it hurts.

[MJantomaso]

Tazawa!!

 

[BornToRun]

This has been an awesome GT tonight. One of the best since I've been here.