Suggested titles for a book or movie about the 2012 Red Sox

[Bellhorn04]

(I know some of these are on the lame side. I'm sure some of the clever folks here can come up with some good ones...)

 

DISGRACEFUL (referring to Stephen King's chronicle of the 2004 season, FAITHFUL)

 

Field of Screams

 

The Bad News Beers

 

The Boys of Bummer

 

Searching for Bobby Jenks

[Youk Of The Nation]

Twelve Little Guardians (And How We Couldn't Beat Them)

 

Where the Mild Things are

 

How to Lose Fans and Alienate People

 

Tuesdays with Maury

 

The Burned Bridges of Suffolk County

 

Things Fall Apart - No renaming needed!

[SCM33]

There is already a book about this years RedSox team.

 

The worst team money could buy, the 1992 Mets.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Worst-Team-Money-Could-Buy/dp/0803278225/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1345134899&sr=1-1&keywords=the+worst+team+money+could+buy

[resdubwhite]

The Texan Pitchers Chainsaw massacre.

[mvp 78]

Euthanized Dog, Euthanized

 

Oh the Places You'll Lose!

 

The Pokey Little Pedey

[3rdManOut]

The Friends of Mr. Beckett

[Designated Hater]

The 2012 Red Sox: Tee Times, Chicken, Beer, Leaked Information, and A Reminder of What 1989 Was Like.

[Bellhorn04]

The Texan Pitchers Chainsaw massacre.

 

Excellent.

[cbbosox]

End Of an Era

 

The Curse of Tito

 

 

Dead Men Walking(or not walking like they used to)

 

 

Sayonnara Bobby

[kuko]

Drag Me to Hell

[kapsis21]

 

The Curse of Tito

 

 

:thumbsup:<_>

[Bellhorn04]

Drag Me to Hell

 

[3rdManOut]

 

The Curse of Tito

 

 

 

 

For some reason this one is really growing on me.

[RedSoxNC84]

"I know what you did last summer"

[yeszir]

Twelve Little Guardians (And How We Couldn't Beat Them)

 

Where the Mild Things are

 

How to Lose Fans and Alienate People

 

Tuesdays with Maury

 

The Burned Bridges of Suffolk County

 

Things Fall Apart - No renaming needed!

 

Oh man you're on a roll. How to lose fans and alienate people

 

Fahrenheit 451 Winning Percentage?

[resdubwhite]

Die Bard.

 

or the sequel.

 

 

Die Bard with a vengence.

[a700hitter]

"Can't Anybody Here Play This Game?" Written by Jimmy Breslin about the 1962 Mets, but it could be updated for the screen using the 2012 Red Sox.

[Emmz]

To Kill A Rally: The Jarrod Saltalamacchia Story

[a700hitter]

"Gone in 60 Pitches-- The Story of the 2012 Boston Red Sox Starting Pitching"

[resdubwhite]

"F**k you Theo. You got us into this mess and then ran like a Frenchman at the sound of a fire cracker".

 

 

 

 

Feeling much better now. Not the catchiest of titles I'll admit.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Some good stuff here. Threads are actually starting to get entertaining. Someone should start making Red Sox memes, kind of like bad luck Brian but bad luck Red Sox. That'll be funny as hell.

[BornToRun]

Act Of Squalor

 

Starring A real active duty Bobby Valentine.

[Bellhorn04]

"I know what you did last summer"

 

That's not bad either. And we can have Jennifer Love Hewitt play Jenny Dell.

[Bellhorn04]

Act Of Squalor

 

Starring A real active duty Bobby Valentine.

 

Act of Squalor, I like that a lot...glad I started this thread.

[Emmz]

Close Encounters of The Third Place Kind.

[Brennan]

Please Tell Me You Left The Gorilla Suit Behind - the memoirs of Ben Cherington

[BornToRun]

The ERA Rises

 

Starring mark melancon.

[3rdManOut]

Doing time on Yawkey Way

 

The Fall of Yawkey Way

[Emmz]

Glove Stinks by Mike Aviles

[Emmz]

A-holes In The Outfield