4/17 vs. Rangers

[jung]

Time to drink myself to death and call out of work tomorrow

 

Don't be surprised if you find Beckett in the same bar tomorrow.....hidding

[Northern Star]

Remy sounds so black humor funny...."Red Sox are just trying to get an out". Just handed my significant other all my guns for the night. Not sure I should be trusted with them at least until the next game.

 

You can always take a leaf out of this guy's book

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/man-shoots-tv-over-bristol-palin-dancing

[NativeBostonian]

Time to drink myself to death and call out of work tomorrow

 

Same here. What you drinking?

[Youk Of The Nation]

They scored 8 runs in an inning, if the Sox can do that twice they're golden!

[Northern Star]

Not that it matters, but odds they go 1-2-3?

[ellsburyforMVP]

I feel bad for whoever stood in line for 4 hrs for gameday tickets....... Thank god every time I've wasted 4-5 hrs of my life to get GD tix, the sox have won!!!! Lol I even got to see drew hit 2 hrs in a game.... My life is complete

[Youk Of The Nation]

Alright, I'm leaving. Be back soon to see the final score.

[NativeBostonian]

I'm getting box seat tickets for 60 bucks at the Trop. That's how bad the attendance is here in Tampa.

[Northern Star]

Obviously this game is Youk's fault for going 0-3. He's just not into the game as much any more.

[Station 13]

Texas doesn't want Uehara.

[Palodios]

HOME RUN!!!! JUST 14 MORE!!!

[VA Sox Fan]

A-GON to save the day!

 

16-3!

[ellsburyforMVP]

Is it ok for me to be a little happy right now because atleast I have petey and gonzo on my fantasy team???

[RedSoxNC84]

Don't be surprised if you find Beckett in the same bar tomorrow.....hidding

 

Maybe we can compare thumb injuries.

 

 

Same here. What you drinking?

 

Anything I can get my hands on.

[Northern Star]

There's one...

[NativeBostonian]

Here comes the comeback!

[Station 13]

Bard is laughing so hard.

[jung]

Can you imagine some poor kid with his dad seeing his first game tonight

 

"Daddy, how come they let the other guys touch home plate so much.

 

Don, not wanting to be outdone by Remy in the black humor department on the agons home run call"and the Red Sox have a home run of their own"....like its a f***ing new puppy or something!!!

[VA Sox Fan]

Obviously this game is Youk's fault for going 0-3. He's just not into the game as much any more.

 

Obviously.

[NativeBostonian]

Maybe we can compare thumb injuries.

 

 

 

 

Anything I can get my hands on.

 

I'm trying to down this rat poison right now.

[iortiz]

Geez, Youk is completely lost.

[SoxFanForsyth]

The good news is...

 

1. The Rays lost, so we lost no ground on them

2. We are still only 2 games back in the East from any real contender.

3. This game only counts once.

 

Beckett will be better tomorrow, we'll split the series, and take 2/3 from the Yanks.

[a700hitter]

Uehara is their garbage time pitcher. Can't we get him?

[Station 13]

Youk is late on 90+ fastball and is useless against offspeed.

[VA Sox Fan]

Uehara is their garbage time pitcher. Can't we get him?

 

He'd be better than Melancon. He only gave up 1 HR

[RedSoxNC84]

I'm trying to down this rat poison right now.

 

Personal favorite of mine during games like these. I think I'm going to take an entire fifth of whiskey, fill it with cyanide and bleach, funnel it through a beer bong, and drink it all in one gulp.

 

 

It'll be called the Melancon

[NativeBostonian]

Personal favorite of mine during games like these. I think I'm going to take an entire fifth of whiskey, fill it with cyanide and bleach, funnel it through a beer bong, and drink it all in one gulp.

 

 

It'll be called the Melancon

 

[RedSoxNC84]

We should all just go to Fenway together and form a lynchmob for Melancon. I don't think Valentine would have a problem with it.

[iortiz]

Why send Padilla? Why?

[Northern Star]

So, my theory is Melancon is a Yankees mole. Sending him to Houston was part of the subterfuge.