5/3 vs Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

[SoxFanForsyth]

2-0 in May.

12 Runs Scored.

Crawford hitting .500 in May.

Red Sox hitting .389 with RISP.

Red Sox scored more runs in the 7th inning of the Monday Night Angels game than they have in 78% of their games this year.

Click. Click. Click.

 

Felix? Check.

Weaver? Check. P.S. How does it feel to have your ERA jump 40% when you play us?

Haren? Round One, Check.

 

Haren, Round Two? This is gonna be filthy.

 

f*** April. That shits gone like Bin Laden (Yeah I had to work that in somehow).

Its May now. I suggest teams like the Guardians, Royals, Angels, and Yankees buy some Depends, because s***'s getting real.

 

Haren is 1-4 with a 3.81 ERA at Fenway. Last year, he threw 5.2 IP, allowing 6 R (4 ER) and a 6.35 ERA.

 

Jon Lester is, well, Jon Lester. In his last 5 starts, he's 3-1 with a 1.59 ERA. He's already shut out the Angels once. He's about to do it again.

 

The sticks are waking up. Jobu is drunk off his rum, and he's been smokin stogies all day. The bats no longer are fearful. This team is bound for greatness.

 

GO SOX!!!!!!!!

[yeszir]

I will personally send a BILLION dollars to anyone who makes more than 10 posts in this thread and uses correct punctuation and grammar.

[Palodios]

Jobu has gotten SFF through Felix, Jared, and tomorrow-- Danny.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

PREPARE YOUR BUTTS

[SoxFanForsyth]

Is it that bad??

 

EDIT: That was intended for the grammar comment

[yeszir]

Is it that bad??

 

EDIT: That was intended for the grammar comment

 

Wasn't directed at you

[iortiz]

I will personally send a BILLION dollars to anyone who makes more than 10 posts in this thread and uses correct punctuation and grammar.

 

hehehehe good one.

[SoxFanForsyth]

Wasn't directed at you

 

Haha. Well. You got me. I've been re-reading that post, thinking "My God. For him to offer a billion dollars for grammar corrections, this must be putrid". Then I started thinking "My God. I have no idea when I'm supposed to use an apostrophe".

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

We didn't really hit Haren hard last series we played the Angels but we still got the win. Do it again please.

[iortiz]

anyway... thanks Sox for take me away this Cub Karma

[Cocos Disciples]

I will personally send a BILLION dollars to anyone who makes more than 10 posts in this thread and uses correct punctuation and grammar.

 

Oh, I can do that! Pick me!

[Youk Of The Nation]

I will personally send a BILLION dollars to anyone who makes more than 10 posts in this thread and uses correct punctuation and grammar.

 

I hope you are excluding me from this contest. If you aren't, I'd like my money to be mostly twenties and fifties.

[yeszir]

hehehehe good one.

 

anyway... thanks Sox for take me away this Cub Karma

 

You lose!!!

[yeszir]

Oh' date=' I can do that! Pick me![/quote']

 

I will give suns FIFTY dollars if he can tell me where the subject of the second sentence is!

 

I hope you are excluding me from this contest. If you aren't' date=' I'd like my money to be mostly twenties and fifties.[/quote']

 

Ten bucks says you forget by tomorrow

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

You lose!!!

 

[iortiz]

English is not my native language, and ill try my best... i swear!!! Does spanish language count for the contest?

[BigPapiEnFuego]

I will give suns FIFTY dollars if he can tell me where the subject of the second sentence is!

 

 

 

"Is it Math? Or Science?"

[yeszir]

English is not my native language' date=' and ill try my best... i swear!!!, Does Spanish counts for the contest?[/quote']

 

Yes, they count.

[iortiz]

Yes' date=' they count.[/quote']

 

hehehe i quoted wrong, but ok.

[boston22407]

WIN!

[BecKett]

Another Lester-Haren matchup. Should be a great one.

[MJantomaso]

So this is what our team is suppose to look like. Eh, not to shabby.

[DirtDog]

Will Adrian lead the league in homeruns or doubles?

[SoxFanForsyth]

Will Adrian lead the league in homeruns or doubles?

 

At this point, it doesn't even matter to me, just as long as the Sox start streaking.

[a700hitter]

Another Lester-Haren matchup. Should be a great one.

I'd prefer a Red Sox blowout.

[Wil Corderos Wife]

Or one of those reverse duels that get hyped up beforehand and we end up winning 16-11 or something.

[BecKett]

I'd prefer a Red Sox blowout.

 

Same here. Glad that Lester's opposing him though rather than Lackey or Daisuke.

[WellBefore2004]

I just want a strong outing by Lester(and of course a win).

[boston22407]

From last nights game ,but game thread is closed ,Dum ass fan jumps on the field and gets jacked up ,Pats should of drafted the guy

 

[SoxFanForsyth]

Hope Francona opens up and hits Crawford in the 2 slot tonight.

 

Also hope Ellsbury's leg is ok. I think he'll play tonight. Seems like a bruised inside of the knee would go away after 12 or 14 hours of rest. Maybe a little sore, but definitely can play through it.