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Anyone out there hear anything about this? I saw it happen but, not sure if it was asked about in the post game interviews.
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Youkilis apparently Mannys' mother a hamster, and implied that his father smelled of elderberries, and when Manny inquired as to what an elderberry was, Youk asserted that he would taunt him a second time if he didn't go away.

 

It was really fine until Youk took it upon himself to fart in Mannys' general direction.

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I've heard nothing but posted elsewhere that perhaps (purely speculation) Youk rode him about the tweaked hammy or something. Youk is a competitor and I think he expects everyone else to approach the game the same way. Again, simply a theory, who knows.
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Youkilis apparently Mannys' mother a hamster, and implied that his father smelled of elderberries, and when Manny inquired as to what an elderberry was, Youk asserted that he would taunt him a second time if he didn't go away.

 

It was really fine until Youk took it upon himself to fart in Mannys' general direction.

 

Youk had the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, which he intended on using on the Rays after saying "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

 

It all started when Manny insisted on pulling the pin. Youk was OK with it and gave him these instructions: "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

 

Manny, being Manny, pulled the pin and counted "one, two, five...

 

...and it was all downhill from there.

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I read a rumor this morning that said Youk chastised Manny for not getting more involved in the Coco fracas. Imagine that Youk challenging Manny's aggressiveness. Everyone knows Manny is a lover not a fighter!
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I heard that Youk told Manny to get a damn haircut and that Youk thought his haircut was superior to Manny's.
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I heard two different stories, not sure which is the one:

 

Story one has it that Youk ate the last snack pack pudding out of the dugout cooler after Manny had "called it".

 

The other story had something to do with Youk's chocolate in Manny's peanut butter. :dunno:

 

Either way, it was all about the snacks.

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I read a rumor this morning that said Youk chastised Manny for not getting more involved in the Coco fracas. Imagine that Youk challenging Manny's aggressiveness. Everyone knows Manny is a lover not a fighter!

 

This seems plausible, especially given the emotions of the fight.

 

But hand grenades and peanut butter also work.

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youk is a nice ballplayer but if he needs to show leadership ability perhaps he should direct it somewhere were the object hasnt hit 5 hrs and 20 rbi in a week

maybe take it out on jd drew

maybe take it out on anybody but the man he decided to chastise.

f***ing idiot

shut up and play baseball

in your dreams you're manny ramirez

in the real world you carry his bags

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youk is a nice ballplayer but if he needs to show leadership ability perhaps he should direct it somewhere were the object hasnt hit 5 hrs and 20 rbi in a week

maybe take it out on jd drew

maybe take it out on anybody but the man he decided to chastise.

f***ing idiot

shut up and play baseball

in your dreams you're manny ramirez

in the real world you carry his bags

 

My doctor told me that bottling up your feelings can give you high blood pressure, which can lead to stroke.

 

Why don't you open up and tell us what you really think. We're here for you.

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my blood pressure compiled with my diabetes causes strain on my kidneys and liver

blood pressure meds make you retain weight by slowing your metabolism

i vent for health reasons

my tourettes syndrome stays in check as long as i have this board to vent on.

now

youk is a nice guy and i have become fond of him as he cares,loves the game and performs

i heard him yesterday saying

""manny is having fun,hes in a spot in his life where hes just about as happy as anyone whos ever played,you boston fans hopefully appreiciate what he has accomplished and what his mere presence brings to the table""

then something happened that had to be related to the brawl...

i dont want manny in a brawl or anyone who can destroy our season with his absence participating in this.....manny probably had a seat,grabbed a dip and stood on the dugout steps watching....all it takes in a case like this is a guy saying to him""WHERE THE f*** WHERE YOU""to get things going

ive had it said to me in a club i ran as i wasnt leaving the cash register to break up 2 sissies,ive said it to friends who disappeared in a battle and took umbrage to their no show.

i prefer him on the field

id get pissed if he broke his hand on someones head throwing a right hand

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I looked at the video of the fight a few times...there's a point where Manny is in there trying to drag someone out or restore peace or something...I couldn't find Youk though.
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youk is a nice ballplayer but if he needs to show leadership ability perhaps he should direct it somewhere were the object hasnt hit 5 hrs and 20 rbi in a week

maybe take it out on jd drew

maybe take it out on anybody but the man he decided to chastise.

f***ing idiot

shut up and play baseball

in your dreams you're manny ramirez

in the real world you carry his bags

 

 

Ya taking it out on aguy thats hitting .500, 2HR, 6 RBI, 6 runs and great D ober the last week....

 

Drew was right in the middle of the rucuss as well LOL

 

I'm sure it was a heat of the moment thing and they probably already squashed it by now.

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youk is a nice ballplayer but if he needs to show leadership ability perhaps he should direct it somewhere were the object hasnt hit 5 hrs and 20 rbi in a week

maybe take it out on jd drew

maybe take it out on anybody but the man he decided to chastise.

f***ing idiot

shut up and play baseball

in your dreams you're manny ramirez

in the real world you carry his bags

 

Ya taking it out on a guy thats hitting .500, 2HR, 6 RBI, 6 runs and great D over the last week....

 

Drew was right in the middle of the rucuss as well LOL

 

I'm sure it was a heat of the moment thing and they probably already squashed it by now.

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Apparently, even though I do like the idea of pudding-gate, the entire team has grown pretty tired of Youk always throwing bats and helmets etc. after an AB. In a game when you fail 7 times out of 10 in a successful major league season, there really isn't room for that crap so I can't say I don't see it as selfish macho-crap... cause... I do. I've always wondered why Youk behaved that way when the team is winning, I can see it when we lose for prolonged stretches and what not, but why when we are in first place? Meh.

 

Either way, I guess Manny takes particular exception.

 

edit - got all this info from espn.com, so who knows if that is the issue, but it makes good sense to me

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Yeah, I do. Or at least, I'm willing to acknowledge that the media portrayal of Manny as this good natured easy going (read: stoner-esque joker) dude, might not be as true to life as we might all sometimes think. He is an athlete, who lives in that clubhouse as a second home with 25 other dudes for 6 solid months. Everyone lets stuff get under their skin, even Manny, and I think everyone has their boiling point.
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http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2008/06/manny_youks_mov.html

 

According to three sources, Manny had raised objections to Youkilis throwing equipment around in the dugout after flying deep to center in the fourth inning, and advised him to "cut that (expletive) out. Youkilis apparently didn't take kindly to the remark, said something, and Manny swiped at him.

 

About time Youk got called out for his histrionics.

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Youkilis is a scary dude. He seems to have a bad temper. According to Youkilis himself, he has had these kind of "conversations" with other team mates.
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if Manny gets a free pass for his laid back attitude towards the game, then im not gonna criticize Youkilis for his fiery attitude. both should just learn to deal with the fact that they are opposites in their approach to baseball
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if Manny gets a free pass for his laid back attitude towards the game' date=' then im not gonna criticize Youkilis for his fiery attitude. both should just learn to deal with the fact that they are opposites in their approach to baseball[/quote']

Laid back is one thing. Tearing s*** up when you strike out and your team is winning 8-1 is another.

 

Youkilis is bush. Always is, always will be. Give me someone like Manny, who knows when to celebrate, and when not to. You don't see Tek getting pissed off he struck out when the Sox are winning, or from Jeter. Maybe that's why their captains, and Youk gets bitch-slapped by Manny.

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I wanted to chime in on this, but I'm a big Paul O'Neil fan. And we know the wrath endured by many a water cooler because of him.
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Forgive me if this has been posted here before and I don't have VORP or WARP to back it up because well who gives a s*** really except the Star Trek fans and uber geeks but the last stance is prescient. And I'm going into the wayback machine where I just like to watch people play baseball. I know that's nuts.

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Forgive me if this has been posted here before and I don't have VORP or WARP to back it up because well who gives a s*** really except the Star Trek fans and uber geeks but the last stance is prescient. And I'm going into the wayback machine where I just like to watch people play baseball. I know that's nuts.

 

Sorry, but someone has to say it.

 

These repeated failed attempts at humor are really starting to get old.

 

Could you please stop? They're so unclever, that it's an embarrassment.

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