Apparently if desperate dave wants to have a friend in Boston, he has to do it the old fashioned way. He has to pay tony to be his friend!!!!
What are these two old geezers going to do all day? Talk about baseball seasons of old and all the medications they are on?
ESPN recently reported overhearing a future conversation between desperate Dave and la Russa, (because everything ESPN reports is 100 percent truth.)
Tony, “hey Dave, I’ll trade you a Zoloft for one of those little blue pills.”
Desperate dave, “Tony, I do not even know what these little blue pills are for.”
Tony, “All I know is they make you feel lightheaded, like all the blood has rushed out of your head.”
Desperate dave, “well I just took two about an hour ago and I feel fine. Hey Tony, have you noticed how sexy Harold Reynolds looks now a days?”
End of ESPN story!
That laughing sound you hear now is Brian cashman. He can not believe how lucky he is that we hired desperate dave.