If we're joking today, would the Red Sox trade 27-year-old lefthander Brian Johnson to Seattle for the minor league contract of 31-year-old second baseman Gordon Beckham, a former first-round draft pick who in 2009 peaked at No. 20 on Baseball America's Top 100 prospect list?
Johnson, who shut out the Mariners last May, would be reunited with catcher Mike Zunino, his college battery-mate at the University of Florida.
I guess Beckham would need to consent to the trade because he signed a second minor league contract with Seattle on December 12.