Rays 16, Red Sox 1: Tanner Houck got the start for the Bosox, lasted two and a third innings, gave up 10 hits, and allowed 12 runs. But hey, just 11 of them were earned! It was the worst outing from a big league starting pitcher in nearly two years. It was the worst start for any Red Sox starting pitcher in 63 years.
You're welcome everyone. I will not be making another Game Thread this season. My watch has ended.