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Did you go to the same school as Gom where they don't know what that is?

I only have one qualm about this...... I don't live in the States man, and if i wanna go, i'll go on a paper plane, not a floating door. And also, i'm a Cum Laude law school graduate so there's a pretty good chance you'll end up making me a cheeseburger and mowing my lawn if ya keep up the child molesting. And of course you need to admit, that racist as the picture may be, it's still funny, so if you laughed you do get a free pass. And about the role model thing, it's just the fact that even YOU have some common sense.

The Sox were second in OPS, third in Runs Scored,first in OBP, fourth in XBH and they didn't hit? Lowell and Papi injured, guess that's Epstein's fault too, right? And even without them, the Red Sox had arguably (considering all factors) the most balanced offense in the Majors last year. They got on base, hit for power, played the fundamentals and stole a ton of bases, meaning that by all accounts the Red Sox were in the top echelon in terms of offense last year, rendering your argument moot. And also showing why the FO's MO works better than any knee-jerk reaction ideas any of us might have, but hey, i only got facts and stats to back me up.

Guess Lowell's injury was Epstein's fault, right?

Sometimes you need to think before you type, so you don't type something stupid, and get own3d afterwards, case in point.

You need to be able to at least be able to spell T-e-i-x-e-i-r-a, and anyways, i will not waste my time having a discussion with someone with an intellect level as low as yours. But just to illustrate a point: Cheap bastards: Last 2 players the Red Sox have really coveted: J.D Drew: 5 yrs/ 75 million dollars. Daisuke Matsuzaka: 51 mill posting fee. Doesn't seem all that cheap to me. And you know what, even if Teixeira were to choose the Yankees (which is doubtful, to say the least), it doesn't matter, because Tex is a LUXURY, not a NEED, catcher is a f***ing need, so why don't you use the 0.1 % of your brain that is not occupied by pornography and the daunting task of misspelling even the most basic of words to actually come up with a real argument instead of a truckload of asinine and incoherent comments, while of course making an ass out of yourself. I say you, sir, are in fact, the first ever douchetard, and you make the name proud!

2004,2007? Not repeat consecutively, but repeat as in more than once.

You, my friend, are a douchebag.......and a retard.......so i hereby christen you..........Douchetard. It's f***ING DECEMBER, and everyone knows the Sox' main focus is Mark f***ing Teixeira, which you have openly stated you LOVE, so let me get this straight. You want Tex, but since it's December and Theo hasn't signed him, but Cashman grossly OVERPAID for two pitchers, and the Sox' foundation is strong enough that we need not overpay for pitching, and adding Tex is really just a luxury, you want to tell me, that even though it's the Yanks who are playing catch-up, and assembling a Red Sox style offense (not the other way around), you're saying Cashman is schooling us even though we came a game from the WS while Cashman and the yanks were playing f***ing golf? When you talk about schooling, talk about the guy who built the only repeat world series team in this century, talk to me about the guy who made a top-5 farm system, talk to me about the guy who opened the japanese market, and talk to me about the guy who rejuvenated this team and infused it with an MO that f***ing WORKS, as the standings and 2 world series ring show you. Other than that, keep your f***ing retarded arguments to yourself, and use that time looking for that chromosome you're missing. Better yet, ask your role model Gom, hell, he's smart, he respects Theo and his work, and he's not even a Red Sox fan!!!!! Jeez, dear lord in heaven.

Instant Fail. http://www.instantfail.com/ifail.gif Epic Fail http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6134/0/Epic_Fail.ashx If Gom's your role model then: http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/epic-fail-daughter-black-guy-demotivational-poster.jpg That's the second sign.

http://nemesis849.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/owned-box.jpg

I can see Manny signing with the Dodgers for 3 years, $66 million.

Besides of the fact that the OFFSEASON isn't over, because if the Sox land Tex and Lowe, and the Rays land Milton Bradley, then the teams will be completely even on paper.

Gom and Jacko love each other (Sexually), and this is their way to release the tension.

Just a clarification, but Ian Kennedy is not pitching in the DWL. That's Dominican Winter Leagues, and he's pitching in Puerto Rico, which is a far inferior league btw, but nevertheless he's pitching good.

Van Every is not a solid option,IMO. There are better options out there.

Matsuzaka: Legend in Japan, devastating stuff. Oliver Perez: Pittsburgh outcast who has no poise or command. Hmmmm........... And oh............. http://www.orioleshangout.com/images/articleimages/dcabrera06.jpg Matsuzaka is an exception to the rule, sir.

Well, gotta agree with you completely on this one.

I had already stated that.

If the Yankees fail (and they might), you better shut your mouth about how bad a GM Cashman is, because his offseason has basically been following the blueprint you posted right here in this board, almost as if he plagiarized your work, so you better cross your fingers for the Yankees to kick ass next season, or prepare to be ridiculed in epic proportions.

100+ walks in the NL East, nice. I'm pretty sure Oliver Perez would get crushed in the AL East. I'm sorry man, but you're just talking to talk. A Scott Boras client who's a #3 starter tops in the AL but is sure to not be the definition of affordable is not my idea of a solid signing. If you want a reclamation project, it can't be on a multi-year, $20 mill plus contract.