You know what I'd love? Clemens to strike an immunity deal with Congress and rat out everyone.
Included on Clemen's list, I'm sure would be the following:
Ortiz, Ramirez, Youkilis, Varitek, Crisp, Damon, Rodriguez, Posada, Farnsworth [was there ever a player who looked like he would take steroids more than him?], Magglio, the entire A's starting nine, Johan Santana, Liriano, Neshek, Mauer, Morneau, the Diamondbacks bullpen, Putz, Sexson, Beltre, Reyes, Wright, Delgado, all the members of the Brewer's sausage race, Carl Pohlad, Mark Cuban [wrong sport, but who cares]....the list goes on and on....all the way down to Cashman and Epstein injecting each other in the ass.
Finally..then...it would be over.