Please insert your best Sinatra voice and imitation- don't forget the rhythm- slow it way down so its just as annoying as that recording they play every damn night:
Start spreadin the news, Joe's leaving today
I wanna cry cuz I root for
New York, New York
Those overpaid punks, are longing to stray
And Suzyn Waldman is a whore
In New York, New York
I wanna wake up
In my brand new, yankee sheets
And find i'm king of the fags
Top of the queefs
These hetero thoughts, are melting away
I'll act real gay and then root for
good ol' New York
If I can take dick there, I'll take dick anywhere
It's up in me, New York New York
I want to wake up, in a city
Thats full of fags
And find I'm queer number one
who roots for a team
of total douchebags
queer num-ber onnnnneeeeee
Theeeeeeeese hetero thoughts, are melting away
I'll take it in my mouth and root for
good ol' New York
And if I can take dick there, I'm gonna take dick everywhere
Dicks inside me, in New York, NEEEW YOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!!!
Sorry, its been a slow morning at work