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  1. Their hitters are pretty damn good, but the problem is it's mental, and our hitters are much more selective. Look at how our hitters take the pitch they want and hit the ball.
  2. Please tell me this will happen soon
  3. f*** Renteria, what a waste of money, I knew we should of gone after Lugo.
  4. Well his .414 OBP is pretty good.
  5. Can I apolgize for them? I'm sorry that our members were looking for referals, I know that is was wrong and it upset you, but I think what we all are seeing, is that you guys are much more worse than what Element did. He was only looking to win a contest. Can you just forgive him, and enjoy the Sox game tonight?
  6. Karsay coming off injury, always had the reputation of soft Mendoza??? Gordon, up there in age, needs workload off him Rodriguez, I like this guy a lot Stanton, uhh? Stanton isn't the '97 Stanton anymore Sturtze, his 5+ ERA last year wasn't that good Quantrill, people batted .312 against him last year Rivera, Sox own this guy. As for your Starting rotation Wow, that's a hell of a lot 50 X better? Damn Mussina had an off year last year, but his stuff doesn't really fool people anymore, he'll have an identical year to Wells Pavano's good, but he'll take at least a few months to adjust Jaret Wright, left Mazzone's camp, so did Kevin Millwood, and Tom Glavine. Kevin Brown, back already flaring up?
  7. Yeah, because David Wells record in big games (11-3 3.22 ERA) is a good track record of choking.
  8. Copy and paste mean anything to you, soxfan?
  9. lol! That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile.
  10. haha funny
  11. What does that leave Hanley at? I'd prefer it if our defense up the middle looked like this by '07 2B: Pedoria SS: Renteria CF: H.Ramirez I guess we can trade Moss elsewhere, which would make sense.
  12. April Fools joke, good one
  13. WHAT THE f*** IS THIS TRUE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://bostondirtdogs.com/
  14. Youk is also a very good stick of the bench, McCarty plays defense almost as well as Mientkiewitz, and Petagine could be a huge steal. Stern however isn't equal to Roberts, Roberts is a much much smarter basestealer then Stern is.
  15. I read Jason Young earlier, no it's Naverson, who I don't know who the f*** is.
  16. We got Jason Young for him.
  17. Signs That You are Too Drunk You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not! Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. You fall off the floor.. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..' Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in.. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and Women or Men. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive. Roseanne looks good. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. That damned pink elephant followed me home again. I'm as sober as a judge. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering. You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.
  18. An old main wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver. "I have a dead pussy" The driver pointed to the woman seated behind him, and said "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
  19. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
  20. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
  21. A brunette walks into a bar and ask for a SA, "What's that?" the bartender asks? "Oh, it's a Sam Adams" the brunette replies. A redhead walks into a bar and asks for a ML, "What's that?" the bartender asks again. "It's a Michelob light," the redhead says. This time a blonde walks in and asks for a 15, "What's that?" the bartender asks once again. The blonde replies "7 and 7, duh!"
  22. A guy walks into the doctor's office complaining about symptoms of AIDS, the doctor prescribes him to have a diet of ethnic foods, chili, and other spicy foods. Weeks later the man returns, and the doctor ask him "how have you been feeling?" The man then replies "Doctor, I've been having to use the bathroom a lot lately, is that supposed to make me feel better?" "No" the doctor replies, "but now you know how to really use your *******"
  23. For Carlos De La Cruz, and Kevin Ool, both D prospects.
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