CrespoBlows

Not too hard, using that math I learned.

Look at the 16th and 17th words you said, and put them together. Spring Training? Don't be too worried

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Here's one A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Take the points, and MSU against UNC. I guarentee it.

The Yankees really couldn't make a trade for him, and I wouldn't be stunned at all if the Jays make a run at him. Espically with that owner giving them the thumbs up to spend some money. Looking at farm systems though 1, Angels (if they want Sheets they'll most likely get him, but they wouldn't deal any of the players to land Johnson, so I doubt they'll do it now) 2. Jays (Aaron Hill, Dave Purcey, Zach Jackson they got some players to move) 3. Red Sox ( Hanley, Papelbon, and maybe someone else might get it done.) 4. Yankees (Duncan, and Ching Min Wang???!) Not pretty

Sheets wouldn't be that pressured in New York, he's a real team player, and doesn't take the game too seriously, he'd be perfect for the Sox. But it won't matter because Sheets is going to resign with the crew.

Lol!

Not that funny, but Beltre doesn't play LF

Two words: A-Rod

HA! ERIC DUNCAN IS THE NEXT TODD HELTON! Not even close, Helton hits .340 every year with 35 bombs, Duncan won't ever do that. Duncan K's too much to be considered to Helton. He's a .280 hitter with 20 HR power

Bonds could go to jail, but I don't know if this bitch was looking to make some money of Bonds and a book (a la Jose Canseco) He has to be found guilty of falsely filling taxes, which I don't think he did. (why the f*** would he)

Game's at 1:00 PM, if anyone's going to watch

Yea, I know it's a Red Sox minor league system, but I'm asking Zenny, is this guy any good?

Blaine Neal is out of options so he better make the roster coming out of spring traning or he's gone.

ehh

you nailed it

you nailed it

Calm down, I agree with you totally. I have a measure of sympathy for his family, but none for the kid. I believe the kid was taking either a pain reliving patch, or a narcotics patch.

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/1-14-05/interesting-thread.jpg

actually that guy that RedSox24 is talking about, took a patch that your only supposed to leave on for 15 minutes, he smoked pot while he put it on, and forgot it was there, went to sleep and died 8 hrs later

he actually has a neck in that picture

lol, yeah he sucks. We might be able to get Jason Young for him from the Rockies, but I wouldn't give a used condom up from him.

I think New England has owned New York this year in everything VT over SU for one!