3/29 vs Mariner's

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Pivetta being punished by chUMP for making perfect pitches low in the zone.

[mvp 78]

LRLRL. What is Cora? A drill sergeant?

 

Yup, even though LOOGY guys don’t really exist anymore.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

SEA uni’s are roughy tonight.

 

 

They'd go perfectly with golden sneakers.

[mvp 78]

Not a lot going on with McGuire. Would rather have Roberto Perez.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Ty and Tyler at 1st base.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

If Duran has a bad start to the season, I wonder if he'll go back to his natural hair color. Although blondes supposedly have more fun.

[mvp 78]

Bad umps are bad.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Another blind chUMP. Pathetic.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Bad umps are bad.

 

Bad MLB HP chUMPS are in the majority.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I notice Durwood Kirby is getting the low strike.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Screw you, you've missed more than one, A-hole.

[wyo-sox]

I'm here now .. Sox will start to score now

[mvp 78]

“They got Polanco to reduce their strikeouts.”

 

Ploanco proceeds to K.

 

Times 2

[wyo-sox]

Nice effort there Bobby

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I'm here now .. Sox will start to score now

 

If you were Devers, I'd believe it.

[vegasbob]

I thought starting pitching was the problem with this team. Here we are 1.4 games in and doing very well.. Still a shot at the 162-0

[wyo-sox]

If you were Devers, I'd believe it.

 

Have you ever seen us in the same room at the same time?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Thank goodness the guy swung, or the chUMP would have called it a ball.

[wyo-sox]

I thought starting pitching was the problem with this team. Here we are 1.4 games in and doing very well.. Still a shot at the 162-0

 

There is not one pitcher on our staff I feel confident about ... But also, there isn't one I'd be shocked to see take a step forward and have a breakout year.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Have you ever seen us in the same room at the same time?

 

I can't say that I have. Btw, how's the shoulder feeling?

[wyo-sox]

Actually fine... Just wanted Dalbec to get some playtime

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Actually fine... Just wanted Dalbec to get some playtime

 

I could see Cora using Dalbec against LH's and Devers against RH's.

[wyo-sox]

I could see Cora using Dalbec against LH's and Devers against RH's.

Ha, that was funny

[mvp 78]

I thought starting pitching was the problem with this team. Here we are 1.4 games in and doing very well.. Still a shot at the 162-0

 

Mariners aren’t a top tier offense, but the pitching has been light years better than April ‘23 so far.

[mvp 78]

Ump owed Nick that one.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I doubt we'll ever see robo chUmps, but we may see service dogs.

[wyo-sox]

I think we will see some form of robo umps sooner than later

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I think we will see some form of robo umps sooner than later

 

I doubt the Umpires' Union would allow it. They have a very strong union. Just look at how many inept chUMPS they've kept from getting fired.

C.B. Bucknor is their proudest achievement.

Edited March 30, 2024 by SPLENDIDSPLINTER

[wyo-sox]

A duel ensues

[wyo-sox]

I doubt the Umpires' Union would allow it. They have a very strong union. Just look at how many inept chUMPS they've kept from getting fired.

C.B. Bucknor is their proudest achievement.

When the company has a bunch of robots lined up to do your job better than you.... What you gonna do, threaten to go on strike?