Game Thread Sep 20/19 Red Sox (Porcello) @ Rays (Morton)

[Station 13]

Games against the Rays are usually very low scoring.

[Station 13]

Benny heavylegs is out the game.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Duh

 

That pretty much explains the season.

[TylerD]

Porcello dealing!

[Station 13]

Porcello dealing!

 

Quick, deal him and pull a fast one.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Games against the Rays are usually very low scoring.

 

Since September started most SOX games have been low scoring, especially on the SOX side.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Quick, deal him and pull a fast one.

 

 

This is his final year with the SOX. He's the least of the SOX problems.

[Bellhorn04]

Uncle Charlie Morton is having quite a season.

[mvp 78]

Pitching around Gorkys!

[mvp 78]

Jfc Holt

[Station 13]

Pitching around Gorkys!

 

That'll be 50 lapses around the park tomorrow at noon.

[Bellhorn04]

That'll be 50 lapses around the park tomorrow at noon.

 

That's a good pun.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Phucking Pham Phans in Phront of his Phans. Again. Edited September 21, 2019 by SPLENDIDSPLINTER

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

LESS is MOREland.

[mvp 78]

JBJ stinks as always

[mvp 78]

Rays announcers “so far, this game has been so much fun because of the pitchers and their sequencing... A real beautiful game.”

[mvp 78]

Safe by a country mile

[mvp 78]

Robot umps pleez

[Station 13]

Nobody is going to scored tonight. Baseball will be extinct by 2030.

[oldtimer]

Benny heavylegs is out the game.

 

Does anyone know why? It doesn't matter but is he hurt?

[mvp 78]

Does anyone know why? It doesn't matter but is he hurt?

 

Jammed thumb on a swing.

[Bellhorn04]

Nobody is going to scored tonight. Baseball will be extinct by 2030.

 

You're in rare form tonight.

[TylerD]

Games like this will make me miss wreck when he is gone. Unfortunately it’s just too few and far in between with him. We could be waiting another month for him to play this good again or another two months

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I searched the internet to see why Beni was taken out of game and I got this: "Benintendi taken out of game of thrones." I didn't even know he was in that series. Edited September 21, 2019 by SPLENDIDSPLINTER

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

This is not a meaningless game; not for the Rays anyway.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

A chance for the SOX to be spoilers.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

What JBJ does in CF cannot be taught. It's all instinct. I don't care what anyone else says, he's the best defensive CF in MLB. Period.

[Bellhorn04]

Games like this will make me miss wreck when he is gone. Unfortunately it’s just too few and far in between with him. We could be waiting another month for him to play this good again or another two months

 

2 good starts in a row. If he'd re-sign for one year for 5-6 million you'd have to do it. But if he ends the season well someone will give him more than that, hefty ERA and all.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

What JBJ does in CF cannot be taught. It's all instinct. I don't care what anyone else says, he's the best defensive CF in MLB. Period.

 

And that 'anyone else' includes nerdy number counters who've never played the game.

[Bellhorn04]

Gorkys and Owings have to be the worst pair of late-season 'additions' to a team's offense in history.