Shane Bieber to the Red Sox

[TylerD]

Make it happen organization.

 

I know very little of this man but he looked ruthless in The All Star game.

 

Notin agreed with me right? Trade Beni and get this man.

 

The end. Good night.

[harmony]

According to this website, Andrew Benintendi has a slight edge over Shane Bieber in surplus value:

 

https://www.baseballtradevalues.com/trade-simulator/

[a700hitter]

Make it happen organization.

 

I know very little of this man but he looked ruthless in The All Star game.

 

Notin agreed with me right? Trade Beni and get this man.

 

The end. Good night.

i don’t see the Guardians parting with him while they are competing for the wild card.

[notin]

According to this website, Andrew Benintendi has a slight edge over Shane Bieber in surplus value:

 

https://www.baseballtradevalues.com/trade-simulator/

 

A difference so slight it can be more than made up by including Tyler Naquin.

[Slasher9]

Maybe we can get Justin?

[notin]

Maybe we can get Justin?

 

Even with the Guardians getting Kluber and Carrasco back soon and in dire need of OF help, they aren’t moving Bieber. Bauer? Absolutely in the right deal. He’s expensive, has 1.5 years left, openly refuses extensions, and is reportedly a bit of a dick.

 

But they are going to need Bieber for his cheap salary. Not to mention the PR nightmare of trading a second year pitcher immediately after he won the All Star Game MVP in front of his own fans.

 

Justin? I assume this was sarcasm along the lines of trading for a top tier starter from a fellow contends..,

[Bellhorn04]

Jeez, let's not start threads like this unless they're real.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Nice clickbait. What is this, Bleacher Report?

[TylerD]

i don’t see the Guardians parting with him while they are competing for the wild card.

 

Don’t ruin this for me. The thought makes me happy.

[TylerD]

Nice clickbait. What is this, Bleacher Report?

 

But look what it did. Led you and I to having a great conversation like so.

[TylerD]

Jeez, let's not start threads like this unless they're real.

 

If our organization was smart this very well could be real.

[notin]

If our organization was smart this very well could be real.

 

If Cleveland’s is smart, it couldn’t be...

[TylerD]

Even with the Guardians getting Kluber and Carrasco back soon and in dire need of OF help, they aren’t moving Bieber. Bauer? Absolutely in the right deal. He’s expensive, has 1.5 years left, openly refuses extensions, and is reportedly a bit of a dick.

 

But they are going to need Bieber for his cheap salary. Not to mention the PR nightmare of trading a second year pitcher immediately after he won the All Star Game MVP in front of his own fans.

 

Justin? I assume this was sarcasm along the lines of trading for a top tier starter from a fellow contends..,

Unless Cleveland went after someone else. Or Bieber doesn’t have the second half he is suppose to. Weird things happen in baseball all the time. However with that said Francona really seems to like him.

[TylerD]

If Cleveland’s is smart, it couldn’t be...

 

Maybe they want Porcello instead?

[Kimmi]

I have a hard time making a trade that creates one hole to fill another.

 

That said, if the trade makes the team better overall, then you do it.

 

Not that the Guardians are likely to part ways with Bieber, but it's a nice thought.

[notin]

Maybe they want Porcello instead?

 

And maybe I’ll flap my arms and fly to the moon.

 

But not very likely

[TylerD]

And maybe I’ll flap my arms and fly to the moon.

 

But not very likely

 

If you do. We are going in on a magic act together!

[notin]

If you do. We are going in on a magic act together!

 

Fine.

 

Your job is to build the rocket to get me home.

 

Or build a big enough pile of mattresses to cushion what is going to be one helluva jump...

[TylerD]

Fine.

 

Your job is to build the rocket to get me home.

 

Or build a big enough pile of mattresses to cushion what is going to be one helluva jump...

 

This is sounding kind of dangerous actually......

[a700hitter]

Don’t ruin this for me. The thought makes me happy.

Oh, okay.

[dgalehouse]

Make it happen organization.

 

I know very little of this man but he looked ruthless in The All Star game.

 

Notin agreed with me right? Trade Beni and get this man.

 

The end. Good night.

Your parents must have loved taking you to the toy store.

[TylerD]

Your parents must have loved taking you to the toy store.

 

A man can be hopeful. Stop s***ing on my parade!

[Slasher9]

Even with the Guardians getting Kluber and Carrasco back soon and in dire need of OF help, they aren’t moving Bieber. Bauer? Absolutely in the right deal. He’s expensive, has 1.5 years left, openly refuses extensions, and is reportedly a bit of a dick.

 

But they are going to need Bieber for his cheap salary. Not to mention the PR nightmare of trading a second year pitcher immediately after he won the All Star Game MVP in front of his own fans.

 

Justin? I assume this was sarcasm along the lines of trading for a top tier starter from a fellow contends..,

 

Justin Bieber. The singer. Not Justin verlander. The pitcher.

[TylerD]

Justin Bieber. The singer. Not Justin verlander. The pitcher.

 

Nope. He's busy training for his UFC fight with either Tom Cruise or Steve-O

[FredLynn]

A difference so slight it can be more than made up by including Tyler Naquin.

 

Maybe we can add Thornburg ......oh wait......

[SCM33]

Jeez, let's not start threads like this unless they're real.

 

Nice clickbait. What is this, Bleacher Report?

 

This.....and this.

[Swiharts Ghost]

This.....and this.

 

This is aweful .Please shut this crap down !! This isn't funny .

[TylerD]

When he signs with us you can thank me later.

[MADSTORK]

Yawn

Another quality pink hat thread or should I say Mickey Mouse thread

[TylerD]

To be fair I was going to edit the title and say I wish we could get. But it’s stupid, we can’t edit the title. Can we?

 

On the other Sox board we can.