3/28 @ Seattle. OPENING DAY

[Station 13]

We aren't that dumb, but I think we have right to be pissed off.

 

I'm pissed how we're like 1-10 RISP. If that improve by a few hits, we got a ball game.

[notin]

I believe you mean Bigfoot. There's only one, but he's everywhere

 

 

Also, you’re in love with Bigfoot, too. You 20 year olds are a walking sack of hormones...

[Northern Star]

Oh Slash. Why do I think you’re single?

 

Given his choice of avatars, I'm thinking virgin.

[Slasher9]

s***, you folks are writing Sale off after 1 game?

 

 

Not me. But I have a feeling DD may be texting Leon’s agent....

[Thunder]

Thank you sir. I may need to get me one of these hats....

 

Quite frankly, a dog s***ing itself would be a great representation of a Sod Poodle

[Slasher9]

No, but I am writing off T-mobile’s coverage and Slasher’s love life...

 

 

Hahaha. Dang. Again.

[Thunder]

Also, you’re in love with Bigfoot, too. You 20 year olds are a walking sack of hormones...

 

Thank you Tinder

[notin]

Given his choice of avatars, I'm thinking virgin.

 

 

Everything is one extreme or another with you today...

[Maxbialystock]

So far the five righty bats have 7 of the 9 hits, including 2 doubles. Beni and Moreland are hitless.

[Slasher9]

Given his choice of avatars, I'm thinking virgin.

 

 

Hahaha. What does yours say about you..??

[Slasher9]

So far the five righty bats have 7 of the 9 hits, including 2 doubles. Beni and Moreland are hitless.

 

Something to be said about the good ol fashion lefty-righty matchups....

[Slasher9]

I was wrong. Beni doesn’t look fat but he def looks thicker....

[Thunder]

So far the five righty bats have 7 of the 9 hits, including 2 doubles. Beni and Moreland are hitless.

 

Scared hitless

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Not me. But I have a feeling DD may be texting Leon’s agent....

 

DD: " I want to bring Leon back to the team."

 

Agent: "Why?"

 

DD: "His catching adds 5mph to Sale's fastball."

 

Agent: "OK; but it's gonna cost ya."

[Slasher9]

Chip away....

[Thunder]

Hit train is rolling

[Slasher9]

DD: " I want to bring Leon back to the team."

 

Agent: "Why?"

 

DD: "His catching adds 5mph to Sale's fastball."

 

Agent: "OK; but it's gonna cost ya."

 

Pitching is like 90% mental and 52% physical. Or is that hitting??

[Thunder]

Mookie looks like he's golfing tonight. Another sport he seems to be good at

[notin]

DD: " I want to bring Leon back to the team."

 

Agent: "Why?"

 

DD: "His catching adds 5mph to Sale's fastball."

 

Agent: "OK; but it's gonna cost ya."

 

 

Actually it won’t. Leon is still under contract...

[Slasher9]

Oh Rafi. Really?

[Thunder]

I haven't seen someone get hit by a pitch they swung at since the worst kid on my youth teams did it multiple times a day

[Slasher9]

Mookie looks like he's golfing tonight. Another sport he seems to be good at

 

He does seem like one of those dudes that is really good at everything.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I believe Devers led the league last year swinging at pitches that hit him. Truly an art form.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Actually it won’t. Leon is still under contract...

 

 

Well, let's get him back here. His offense is also missed.

[Station 13]

I believe Devers led the league last year swinging at pitches that hit him. Truly an art form.

 

Self defense. I did recommend taser for every awful swing until bad habit is kicked.

[Maxbialystock]

Oh Rafi. Really?

 

Yeah, last year's Rafi might be back.

[Thunder]

A few more nights like this and Seattle might forget that the Sonics left

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Pitching is like 90% mental and 52% physical. Or is that hitting??

 

I think that's bowling.

[Slasher9]

If neck tat can get us thru this inning unscathed I like our chances

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Self defense. I did recommend taser for every awful swing until bad habit is kicked.

 

 

He may not feel the taser, what with the pain of being hit by the baseball.