5/17 St. Louis part II

[Spudboy]

On a positive note the Celts game with Cleveland starts in a few minutes.

[d-money]

What a shocker!!! Win one and then lose one. Typical this season.

[a700hitter]

This game is gone unless the Cardinals return the favor with 2 or 3 errors in an inning sandwiched between a couple of hits.

[StephenCurry30]

There is nothing wrong with it, but I think Moreland is struggling because he is gay. His beard just looks looks like that of a guy who would eat someones ass.

[Spudboy]

Bu...bu.. but ... the metrics ...

 

Lol We three are showing our colors.

[d-money]

Defense hasn't helped but Porcello doesn't look good at all. Cardinals are destroying the ball.

 

Porcello needs to bring more to the mound.

[Spudboy]

There is nothing wrong with it, but I think Moreland is struggling because he is gay. His beard just looks looks like that of a guy who would eat someones ass.

 

Post of the year right there.

[Jasonbay44]

There is nothing wrong with it, but I think Moreland is struggling because he is gay. His beard just looks looks like that of a guy who would eat someones ass.

 

What.... lmao

[a700hitter]

2015 Porcello has returned.

[Northern Star]

Another HR given up. Shocker.

[a700hitter]

A 4 run game is out of range for our offense unless the opposition defense falls apart and we get to face a real sack of s*** pitcher.

[Bama Boy]

Worst game I've seen Ricky pitch.

[Spudboy]

Worst game I've seen Ricky pitch.

 

We call him "Big Dick Rick" here.

[Bama Boy]

Asked the bar tender to pour me a double in anticipation of another HR there.

 

Got the out.

 

Oh well, drink the double anyway.

[d-money]

Look's like big dick rick needs some viagra

[iortiz]

Seems like last year was just a fluke year for Porcello.

 

He sucks.

[Maxbialystock]

No error by Moreland, it turns out. He seems to be terminally stupid thinking he can field a bunt and then throw across the diamond to get a runner coming from 2B who must be tagged. There is some good news, however. Porcello is even worse than the fielding and getting hit hard. No way are the Sox going to score runs off Leake. So this game was lost from the beginning--Morehead just helped to expedite things a little. Best part is I get to bed at a decent hour.

 

Bad news is Benintendi looks a little lost at the plate--he K's on 2 very hittable called strikes, then swings at a pitch well inside.

[Bama Boy]

We call him "Big Dick Rick" here.

 

BDR, got it!

[Jasonbay44]

At least we get to watch Porcello hit!

[d-money]

So should we call him rick "limp dick" porcello these days? Lol

[Maxbialystock]

Betts and Bogie stay hot, but now Pedroia will demonstrate his patented GIDP.

[Spudboy]

Asked the bar tender to pour me a double in anticipation of another HR there.

 

Got the out.

 

Oh well, drink the double anyway.

 

I endorse this activity.

[Maxbialystock]

This game is gone unless the Cardinals return the favor with 2 or 3 errors in an inning sandwiched between a couple of hits.

 

Sox are playing errorless ball tonight. All runs are earned.

[Spudboy]

bdr, got it!

 

you will assimilate.

[Spudboy]

Sox are playing errorless ball tonight. All runs are earned.

 

lol.

[Maxbialystock]

Leake takes away the GIDP just in time. Then Pedroia hits a perfect grounder to the SS, but Betts was on 2B. Edited May 18, 2017 by Maxbialystock

[a700hitter]

Sox are playing errorless ball tonight. All runs are earned.

Spotless clean defense.

[Jasonbay44]

Sox are playing errorless ball tonight. All runs are earned.

 

Moreland made a mental error, there is no way that should've been a hit.

[Station 13]

Moreland made a mental error, there is no way that should've been a hit.

 

it always seems to happen in Porcello starts.

[a700hitter]

Moreland made a mental error, there is no way that should've been a hit.

But for AB playing Molina's hit like it was a hand grenade, Molina would have been out stretching the double.