Fun with baseball names

[Bellhorn04]

Ty Blach is sort of funny.

[Bellhorn04]

It's not a baseball name, but it has to be one of the worst/craziest/funniest names of them all.

 

I found out yesterday that the name of the CEO of BMW North America is:

 

Bernhard Kuhnt

[notin]

It's not a baseball name, but it has to be one of the worst/craziest/funniest names of them all.

 

I found out yesterday that the name of the CEO of BMW North America is:

 

Bernhard Kuhnt

 

 

Better than SF QB CJ Beathard? Granted this one is only funny in print

[Bellhorn04]

Lots of birds....

Birdie Tebbetts

Hawk Harleson

Chicken Hawks

Pete Falcone

Bill Eagle

Robin Roberts

Jay Bruce

Conrad Cardinal

Sparrow Morton

Joel Finch

Ed Crane

Ducky Hemp

Alan Storke

Dexter Fowler

Goose Goslin

Dennis Dove

Russ Swan

and Portland, Maine's own Billy Swift

 

And now Bubba Starling

[notin]

And now Bubba Starling

 

 

And maybe someday, Kyle Wren...

[Bellhorn04]

Twins reliever Brusdar Graterol:

 

"Name that sounds like the most like a clever new kitchen gadget being sold on The Shopping Network".

[notin]

Twins reliever Brusdar Graterol:

 

"Name that sounds like the most like a clever new kitchen gadget being sold on The Shopping Network".

 

I bought one to replace my old-fashioned Tim Spooneybarger...

[notin]

Units of measure

 

Barry Foote (great name all around)

Brooks Pounders

Danny Coulombe

Josh VanMeter

[notin]

Units of measure

 

Barry Foote (great name all around)

Brooks Pounders

Danny Coulombe

Josh VanMeter

 

Little disappointed with the lack of activity here, Bellhorn

[Bellhorn04]

Little disappointed with the lack of activity here, Bellhorn

 

Sorry, lost our power here for two days. We got a little taste of Dorian.

[notin]

Sorry, lost our power here for two days. We got a little taste of Dorian.

 

Well, power is clearly back. So add to the list. I hate listing alone...

[Bellhorn04]

Little disappointed with the lack of activity here, Bellhorn

 

Units of measure is slim pickings, methinks.

[notin]

Units of measure is slim pickings, methinks.

 

You're not even trying

 

I left you with:

 

Mark Acre

Aaron Miles

Hal Peck

J.R. Graham (gram)

[Bellhorn04]

Al Leiter (close as I can get)

[notin]

Al Leiter (close as I can get)

 

 

. Accountants...

 

Jim Barr

Eddie Watt

[Bellhorn04]

. Accountants...

 

Jim Barr

Eddie Watt

 

You better watch your back, pal. I'll be correcting you every chance I get in retribution for this abuse.

[notin]

You better watch your back, pal. I'll be correcting you every chance I get in retribution for this abuse.

 

So... business as usual?

[Bellhorn04]

So... business as usual?

 

You made a mistake recently that I didn't correct. Now it's a zero tolerance policy.

[notin]

You made a mistake recently that I didn't correct. Now it's a zero tolerance policy.

 

So my own personal fact checker? Nice!! I must be moving up in the world.

[notin]

The Padres have a pitching prospect named Henry Henry. That's a better redundancy than Hall of Famer Billy Williams...

[notin]

This long dead thread needed to be revived with the Tigers calling up a prospect with the best name for a pitcher in MLB history - Tarik Skrubal

[Thunder]

The Padres have a pitching prospect named Henry Henry. That's a better redundancy than Hall of Famer Billy Williams...

 

There used to be an offensive coordinator in the NFL named Cam Cameron

[notin]

There used to be an offensive coordinator in the NFL named Cam Cameron

 

His nickname was Cam because of his last name. His real name was Malcolm Cameron...

[Thunder]

His nickname was Cam because of his last name. His real name was Malcolm Cameron...

 

What a let down

[mvp 78]

My kids can’t stop laughing about Dick Pole.

 

They like Marion Butts too.

[Thunder]

My kids can’t stop laughing about Dick Pole.

 

They like Marion Butts too.

 

Well then they would like the NBA HOFer, and current assistant coach of the Thunder, Maurice Cheeks, who also goes by Mo

[mvp 78]

Not into it.

[Bellhorn04]

Blake Snell's nickname should be Snake. Then he would be Blake Snake Snell. He looks kind of snake-like, too.

[notin]

Blake Snell's nickname should be Snake. Then he would be Blake Snake Snell. He looks kind of snake-like, too.

 

Apparently his nickname is Snellzilla. Frankly, I don't like it. "Blake the Snake" is much better...

[notin]

Well then they would like the NBA HOFer, and current assistant coach of the Thunder, Maurice Cheeks, who also goes by Mo

 

Mo Cheeks is a great name for a proctologist...