4/10 @ A-Rod's Bum Hip

[Thunder]

That PC Richardson's strikeout jingle STILL pisses me off after all these years

[BornToRun]

That PC Richardson's strikeout jingle STILL pisses me off after all these years

 

Everything about the Yankees should piss you off. If one of them ever finds the cure for all the world's diseases, you need to hate him for it. The f***ers.

[Northern Star]

Yes!!!!!!

[d-money]

Thank u panda!!

[Thunder]

Kung Fu Panda!!!

[BornToRun]

Love that sexy ass Panda.

[Northern Star]

Everything about the Yankees should piss you off. If one of them ever finds the cure for all the world's diseases, you need to hate him for it. The f***ers.

 

Not every single thing pisses me off, given the true greats that have played for them. But yeah, at least 97%.

[d-money]

Damn it napoli!

[NativeBostonian]

Thanks panda!

[Thunder]

Let's see how well Miley can do

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Look at those empty seats. What a f***ing embarrassment this place is.

[BornToRun]

Not every single thing pisses me off, given the true greats that have played for them. But yeah, at least 97%.

 

f*** Ruth

f*** Gehrig

It ain't over 'til Yogi f***s himself

f*** Mattingly

f*** Jeter

f*** Rivera

f*** Posada

f*** Williams

f*** Clemens

 

You get the point.

[Northern Star]

Let's see how well Miley can do

 

Hope he's a wrecking ball against this lineup.

[Thunder]

Nice pitch there by Miley

[Northern Star]

f*** ruth

f*** gehrig

it ain't over 'til yogi f***s himself

f*** mattingly

f*** jeter

f*** rivera

f*** posada

f*** williams

f*** clemens

 

you get the point.

 

ok, 98%

[NativeBostonian]

Hope he's a wrecking ball against this lineup.

I came in like a wrecking ball!

[Thunder]

Yeah!!! f*** off A-Roid

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I came in like a wrecking ball!

I just wanted to kick A-Wad in the balls!

 

Don't know if you're supposed to rhyme ball and balls, but I don't really care. I'm an elegant lyricist and you'll all just have to live with it.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Miley looks like that homeless hooker killer from an early SVU episode.

[Northern Star]

So according to the Sox radio broadcast, you pronounce Leon "Hanigan."

[Northern Star]

Yeah!!! f*** off A-Roid

 

One of my most priceless baseball memories is ARod coming to bat at Fenway with the crowd chanting: YOU DO STEROIDS! Gold.

[NativeBostonian]

Miley looks like that homeless hooker killer from an early SVU episode.

 

That's a pretty accurate description.

[Northern Star]

That's a pretty accurate description.

 

who was that ******* on the Rays with the tattooed neck? He looked like a bad guy from Criminal Minds.

[mvp 78]

Gerald "Ice" Williams?

[Thunder]

Solid contact by Leon. I know he's not supposed to be a good hitter, but that was a decent showing.

[NativeBostonian]

who was that ******* on the Rays with the tattooed neck? He looked like a bad guy from Criminal Minds.

 

Oh, f***. I know who you are talking about. His name slips my mind at the moment though. It'll come to me.

[Thunder]

Oh, f***. I know who you are talking about. His name slips my mind at the moment though. It'll come to me.

 

Wasn't that Crawford?

[BornToRun]

Oh, f***. I know who you are talking about. His name slips my mind at the moment though. It'll come to me.

 

I feel like this is a good moment to mention the fact that Crawford has a neck tattoo that looks like a sperm.

[mvp 78]

Oh, you're talking about the racist white guy?

[mvp 78]

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