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Gonna be a little delay, Wacha is gonna turn the Card's Gatorade into wine then moonwalk across the Charles river. Then we will all give a moment of silence as buck and mccarver ceremoniously anoint his balls with oil.

 

That's pretty accurate. Thank goodness it wasn't TBS, though. They'd still miss the first AB of the inning

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Gangnum style now endorsing pistachios. That seems about right.

 

That was a Super Bowl commercial that I hadn't seen since.

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Beltran-Holliday-Molina,

But aside from that I agree with you.

 

Team led the NL in runs - but much more a doubles team than a homerun hitting one (team fits their ballpark more or less). And Kozma is basically about as bad a baseball player as has started on a pennant winner.

 

The lineup is professional, but lot of them can be pitched to. Even Beltran, who is not as amazing as his postseason numbers (nobody is).

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No crap. You are the originator........

 

Wait. I see now. It's mojo now. Someone has to say it every night.

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Why is Chris Carpenter on headset. Could they not track down Wacha's fourth grade art teacher?

 

Who he most certainly banged for 3 straight hours while covered in paint and glitter.

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I way like XB batting 9th and right in front of Ells as opposed to something like 8th and in front of Drew
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Over under on Wacha curing cancer with his next pitch?

 

Due to Wacha, Buck no longer needs Cialis! It's a Wachtober miracle!!!

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