Good Luck Red Sox Fans I will say a prayer for your team

[Midwest Manners]

Hello Red Sox Fans,

 

As one of baseball's greatest fans I would like to congratulate your team and their great fan base on beating the Tigers and winning the American League Pennant. It looked to be a very hard fought contest and you all should be very happy that you made it that far.

 

As a member of the best fans in baseball let me tell you we are really looking forward to this series. I have tickets to game 3 to watch the Joe Kelly outpitch John Lackey. I plan on wearing my nicest wife beater and camouflage cargo shorts to the game and I got an extra big can of Copenhagen to truly watch the game in style. Don't worry because I am one of the best fans in baseball I will pray to my lord and savior Jesus Christ that your pitcher John Lackey pitches well, I'm sure he will he's had a great bounce back year, you should really thank Jesus that he has decided to stop eating so much fried chicken. It truly is a miracle how great he has pitched this year. Unfortunately though for you I think our Joe Kelly will pitch just a little better, but we will be sure to clap for your players for putting up a good effort.

 

Now I know what you are thinking "why would one of the best fans in baseball be so nice to us uppity Red Sox fans?" Well let me tell you as a true God Fearing Amurican we have forgiven you for winning the 2004 world series by cheating with steroid users David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez. We have also forgiven you for cheating in the 2001 Superbowl. You may not realize it but our cities have a lot in common, we both have accents that makes other people look at us like we are retarded, we are predominantly white, and we both don't like black people.

 

So as a member of the greatest fans in baseball I wanted to come to your forum and congratulate you on a great season and I truly hope that after this series is over that you still remember that even though you lost it in 5 games that it was truly a good season for your team and that you should applaud your team for a job well done.

 

Best of luck, you'll need it.

 

Midwest Manners

Member of Best Fans in Baseball

[User Name]

Came here expecting troll. Was not disappoint.

[yankees228]

Haha nicely done, Midwest Manners.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Don't ban him until after the series is over. Lets see if he shows up if they lose.

[BornToRun]

I couldn't be a bigger douche than this guy if I tried.

[yeszir]

IP address tells me that this is some form of Rangers fan upset that his team didn't make it.

 

Kinda funny though. I won't ban him.

[yankthis]

Speaking of praying to jesus.... you know how sometimes a batter will "cross" himself and look up to the sky before he assumes his stance in the batter's box? What if the pitcher does that too?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I personally guarantee that this guy will come back some time in the next few weeks and post gore pics.

[Youk Of The Nation]

No, I think he's a Cardinals fan, they're always calling themselves the best fans in baseball. Plus he said "our".

[marklmw]

He might be right however ... about being retarded that is. Although I do give him some cred for his John Lackey remarks.

[Midwest Manners]

Came here expecting troll. Was not disappoint.

 

Not here to troll sir, just trying to spread The Best Fans in Baseball's Midwestern values like comradery, sportsmanship, realizing that your part of the best fans in baseball, racism, and love of chewing tobacco, Jesus, nascar, spousal abuse, and camouflage.

 

Have a great day and God Bless,

 

Midwest Manners

[Midwest Manners]

Sorry only Catholics do that, we don't have Catholics in the Midwest so I do not believe Jesus would approve of the crossing thing.

[Midwest Manners]

No sir, I was just visiting family in Dallas this weekend. I can assure you that Dallas fans are not the best fans in baseball. Ranger fans are really just cowboy fans waiting for the football season to start. I did however clap for Neftali Feliz and the good effort he made in the 9th inning of game 6 of the 2011 world series. A lot of people gave him a hard time because he didn't save the game, but winning isn't everything he made a good effort and Jesus loves him for that.

 

Thank you for letting me visit your forum and act as an ambassador for the best friends in baseball. Have a terrific day and God Bless,

 

Midwest Manners

[yankthis]

we don't have Catholics in the Midwest

 

How many "midwesterners" are on your baseball team? lol.

 

love of chewing tobacco, Jesus, nascar, spousal abuse, and camouflage.

 

You forgot jug lightnin'.

[yankees228]

Guys ... I think he's parodying the whole 'best fans in baseball' shtick. Come on lol. Nobody talks like this.

[Midwest Manners]

Guys ... I think he's parodying the whole 'best fans in baseball' shtick. Come on lol. Nobody talks like this.

 

I'm sorry I couldn't reply sooner, I just got back from the Wal Mart to pick up some jean shorts. Not sure how I talk differently than anyone else, just spreading the love about this upcoming series.

 

Oh and just in case any of you guys think the Red Sox are going to sweep our team again, I made a sign to show you

 

http://lwtc247.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/get-a-brain-morans.jpg

[yankees228]

Hahaha this guy is great.

[mvp 78]

In 04, STL let Sox fans get in for free at the end of the game and were apparently very gracious. I have no beef with them yet.

[NOATHLETESALLOWED]

Is it just me or does the Cardinal Fan base, from glimpses on postseason coverage, seem very geriatric?

[BossSox]

No sir, I was just visiting family in Dallas this weekend. I can assure you that Dallas fans are not the best fans in baseball. Ranger fans are really just cowboy fans waiting for the football season to start. I did however clap for Neftali Feliz and the good effort he made in the 9th inning of game 6 of the 2011 world series. A lot of people gave him a hard time because he didn't save the game, but winning isn't everything he made a good effort and Jesus loves him for that.

No one cares.

Thank you for letting me visit your forum and act as an ambassador for the best friends in baseball. Have a terrific day and God Bless,

 

Midwest Manners

Get the dick out of your mouth.

[Midwest Manners]

No one cares.

 

Get the dick out of your mouth.

 

 

you sir could use a lesson in Midwestern Manners, in St Louis we have the decency to speak to our fellow Amuricans with respect and dignity. Further I do not put penises in my mouth as that is an abomination before God,

 

I will say a prayer for you, God Bless

Edited October 22, 2013 by Midwest Manners

[yeszir]

Guys ... I think he's parodying the whole 'best fans in baseball' shtick. Come on lol. Nobody talks like this.

 

Sometimes I think you're the only person on this site who ever gets anything

[Youk Of The Nation]

He was laying the redneck on a little thick to be real, but I'm sure he's still a Cardinals fan. After all, only they would think this qualified as humor.

[Julian]

I'm sorry I couldn't reply sooner, I just got back from the Wal Mart to pick up some jean shorts. Not sure how I talk differently than anyone else, just spreading the love about this upcoming series.

 

Oh and just in case any of you guys think the Red Sox are going to sweep our team again, I made a sign to show you

 

http://lwtc247.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/get-a-brain-morans.jpg

 

 

At least the guy has a classic Cardinal Fan mullet. You don't see that in Boston.

[User Name]

This guy is the greatest troll to ever visit this site. This s*** is golden.

[Midwest Manners]

At least the guy has a classic Cardinal Fan mullet. You don't see that in Boston.

Sir, In St Louis we have three golden rules to live by

 

1. Never forget that we are part of the greatest fans in baseball

2. No Blacks or Gays allowed except for Nelly

3. Business in the Front Party in the Back

 

Have a super day, and God Bless

Edited October 22, 2013 by Midwest Manners

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Lmao

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

3. Business in the Front Party in the Back

FYI, this is rule number one in Texas.

[Navafan29]

Is there one black person on the Cardinals?

[User Name]

Is there one black person on the Cardinals?

 

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Adron+Chambers+mwEHldZYS1wm.jpg

 

Adron Chambers says hello. He may be the odd man out if Craig is activated, but he's on the roster as of right now.