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When I'm drunk I think I'm black so that might help me out a little.

 

Maybe if you tie it to the bumper of a car and have a friend gun it.

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f*** Beckett. He's going to be a 2004 Schilling.

 

You set the standard too high, imo. I think he'll play a Josh Beckett role. Funny because we got Beckett dealing Hanley a SS. We got Peavy by dealing a....SS. I'm just saying, you heard it here first.

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You set the standard too high, imo. I think he'll play a Josh Beckett role. Funny because we got Beckett dealing Hanley a SS. We got Peavy by dealing a....SS. I'm just saying, you heard it here first.

 

And they're both southerners that seem to enjoy dropping F-bombs

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When I'm drunk I think I'm black so that might help me out a little.

 

If only wishful-thinking would increase the size of a penis.

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And they're both southerners that seem to enjoy dropping F-bombs

 

A lot of us Southerner's are cool. Dammit!

 

I do like how fast both pitchers are working. Already the 6th? Love it!

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I don't know whether to sig this or put you on ignore. Lol.

 

Ben Cherington is going to wake up tomorrow morning and piss pure excellence while using wishful thinking to increase the size of his penis.

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A lot of us Southerner's are cool. Dammit!

 

I do like how fast both pitchers are working. Already the 6th? Love it!

 

Jonathan Papelbon dislikes the bottom half of this post.

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Ben Cherington is going to wake up tomorrow morning and piss pure excellence while using wishful thinking to increase the size of his penis.

 

Well-played.

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A lot of us Southerner's are cool. Dammit!

 

I do like how fast both pitchers are working. Already the 6th? Love it!

 

 

I know there's you....and um....that other person....umm....nah just you. teehee

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My apologies. Thank you for the link so even slow people like me can get the reference.

 

I was going to throw the image in here, but the size ended up huge.

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Ben Cherington is going to wake up tomorrow morning and piss pure excellence while using wishful thinking to increase the size of his penis.

 

If Ben Cherington wants to increase the size of his penis through sheer willpower, he can. Everything's possible for that man considering he turned the s***-show that was the 2012 edition of the Boston Red Sox into a WS contender. I heard from a source (who may or may not be my Pal, Pal) that Cherington's boobs grant immortality to those who nestle between them, thus explaining how John Henry still lives while weighing 50 pounds.

 

That is all.

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