2013 Yankees in-game thread

[User Name]

Why is the rotting corpse of the Yankees still holding on to the possibility of a playoff spot?

[Youk Of The Nation]

Which would suck. I want the death spiral to be slow and torturous. I don't want the Yankees to go down like the Hindenburg, I want them to go down like the Titanic.

 

Joba just shoved Pettitte out of the way to get to one of the lifeboats.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Did the Yankees win?

[Station 13]

Did the Yankees win?

 

dream on

[Thunder]

Thaaaa Yankees looose!!!

[jacksonianmarch]

That was a serious nut punch. With the Rays falling back to us, winning today was a requirement to stay in the race

[Thunder]

That was a serious nut punch. With the Rays falling back to us, winning today was a requirement to stay in the race

 

They're still 3.5 back of the Rays. The Rays are out west all week. You guys are playing the s***** White Sox, then 4 with us that will make or break you.

[Station 13]

Guardians need to make a run having schedule like Mets, Twins, White Sox, Astros they need to take advantage of (17 games total). They also play the O's + Royals 9 times. Tito team need to win WC 2. Rays and Skanks not in the playoff would be glorious.

[jacksonianmarch]

Where was this Yankee team for the first 5 months of the yr?

[User Name]

On the DL.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Hahaha, walked right into that one.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Red Sox need to handle these douchebags this weekend. All my Yankees co workers all of a sudden want to show their face because the Yankees are relevant now.

[Youk Of The Nation]

If the Sox are losing halfway through the first game of the series, I expect that Divinity will show up.

[rjortiz]

Red Sox need to handle these douchebags this weekend. All my Yankees co workers all of a sudden want to show their face because the Yankees are relevant now.

 

I hope they realize that their sudden vault to relevance has to do with the Rays playing bad. The Yankees haven't exactly been setting the world on fire.

[jacksonianmarch]

This is going to be a fun weekend series. With the way the Yankees are playing, they could sweep you guys or get swept and anything inbetween. It stinks that I'll be catching pieces of the games and not an entire one, but such is life

[User Name]

So you're saying that with the way the Yankees are playing, all three of what could be identified as expected outcomes (getting swept, sweeping, anything in between) might actually happen? Why i'm so surprised i couldn't even finish my morning coffee. You, sir, are a true intellectual for bringing such astute observations to our attention. Hat's off to you.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

With the way the Yankees are playing lmao. You got some good medical marijuana in that hospital you're working at? Kuroda and CC haven't really been that dominate as of late. The Yankees faced the Blue Jays, Orioles, and now the s***** White Sox. What in the f***, makes you think you're going to sweep us? The Yankees aren't in the situation they are for playing really good, it's everyone in front of them who is sucking really bad other than the A's. You are such a homer, it's hilarious.

[User Name]

Sir, i do not condone the language you are directing towards my good friend jacksonianmarch. People with his level of intellect, able to consistently point out the obvious are difficult to come by in this day in age. I humbly ask that you stop such harsh remarks towards a gentlemen of his intelligence and comedic ability.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I can see him now, trying to deliver medical news to a patient.

 

"Well, Mr. Smith, according to these test results, you could have incurable brain cancer-"

 

"Oh god, no!"

 

"-or not. Well, really, it could be anything in between with these results. You could be fine, or you could drop dead on your way back to the parking lot. Anyways, that'll be eight thousand dollars."

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Sir, i do not condone the language you are directing towards my good friend jacksonianmarch. People with his level of intellect, able to consistently point out the obvious are difficult to come by in this day in age. I humbly ask that you stop such harsh remarks towards a gentlemen of his intelligence and comedic ability.

 

You shut your whore mouth, bitch.

[User Name]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/11/11-9-08-captain_obvious.jpg

 

^Jacko's business card. Just add an M.D somewhere in there.

[User Name]

You shut your whore mouth, bitch.

 

You're not very good at detecting sarcasm are you? Read that again, but slowly.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Lol obviously I knew you were joking. Why would you take Jacko's side? And I use "shut your whore mouth" all the time, ask BTR.

[jacksonianmarch]

I'm just saying theyre unpredictable right now. They can play with the best or play down to the worst. The sox are running high, though. It should be a good series.

[User Name]

http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/data/500/YOULOSE.jpg

[Youk Of The Nation]

I don't usually like photo-only posts, but that one is awesome due to Gene Wilderness.

[User Name]

Good movie too. Far superior to the remake.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I hate Johnny Depp with a passion that I usually reserve for rapists and the *******s at restaurants who don't understand what "no pickles" means. (Hint: it doesn't mean pickles on the side where they can soak my french fries with disgusting brine)

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

But Jacko, DID THE YANKEES WIN?

[Brennan]

But Jacko, DID THE YANKEES WIN?

 

 

 

No, no they did not. Jacko could be very, very unhappy about it....

 

Or he could be very, very happy about it or anything in between.