5/10 vs Cleveland LeBrons Baseball Club

[a700hitter]

How bad do you suck if you get pinch hit for by a guy hitting .138.

[Brennan]

Ladies and Gentlemen, as paying fans of the Red Sox and paying customers of

Fenway park, we treat you to a pinch hitting clinic by Mr. Nick Punto....Niiiick Puuuunto!

Only the best for our fans.

[ellsburyforMVP]

Oh you think Youngstown is the sticks? Ok. I see were you might be confused.

 

Please try again though, looking forward to something actually creative.

 

In the United States the District of Columbia and every state, except Rhode Island, have some form of codified incest prohibition.[27] However, individual statutes vary widely. Rhode Island repealed its criminal incest statute in 1989,[27]Ohio only targets parental figures,[27] and New Jersey does not apply any penalties when both parties are 18 years of age or older.[27]Massachusetts issues a penalty of up to 20 years' imprisonment for those engaging in sexual activities with relatives closer than first cousins[27] and Hawaii up to 5 years in jail for "sexual penetration" with certain blood relatives and in-laws.[27]

[Northern Star]

I was never asked to explain it.

 

Check your profile page.

[ellsburyforMVP]

All your mothers are whores.

 

Whores get paid pretty well...... Sluts give it away for free

[Brennan]

Nice work Salty, paycheck will be in your locker, grab a sodie on the way out.

[jung]

Atta boy Salty..way to swing that lumber kid. Why don't ya' do us all a favor and hit yourself in the head with the damned thing!

[ellsburyforMVP]

Crazy ending to the Chicago gm... Philly awaits the winner of Boston/Atlanta

[Brennan]

He walks them loaded.

 

I say he gets out of it.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

DEAR BASEDGOD, DELIVER ME A GRAND SLAM AND A WIN.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Check your profile page.

Ah.

 

Actually it has no explanation. Just some random thing I found tooling around the internet. I was having an avatar identity crisis so I figured what the hell.

[jung]

Pestano desperately trying to impress BC and convince him that he is definitely Sox pitching staff material.

[CX360]

He walks them loaded.

 

I say he gets out of it.

 

Doesn't have command. Our manager is dumb. He'll walk in a run for sure.

[Laser Show]

Atta boy Salty..way to swing that lumber kid. Why don't ya' do us all a favor and hit yourself in the head with the damned thing!

 

He'd probably whiff

[FredLynn]

Crazy ending to the Chicago gm... Philly awaits the winner of Boston/Atlanta

 

And the Celtics are up by 4 entering the 4th period.

They look solid, but you never know.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Come on man help us out. Walk him and make things interesting.

[jung]

Oh for Christs sakes Pedey you can't pull that so either lay off or go to right.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

I'm going to kick a cat.

[Brennan]

Doesn't have command. Our manager is dumb. He'll walk in a run for sure.

 

 

 

Nope.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I'm going to give gonorrhea to my cat.

[Brennan]

I'm going to kick a cat.

 

 

Just fart in it's face, it doesn't hurt the cat and it's funny.

 

 

Anyone want to sig that?

[CX360]

Nope.

 

Our manager is still a big dummy.

[ellsburyforMVP]

Our manager is still a big dummy.

 

Your state still thinks sibling incest is " ok "

[Northern Star]

Ah.

 

Actually it has no explanation. Just some random thing I found tooling around the internet. I was having an avatar identity crisis so I figured what the hell.

 

For some reason, it just seems to go with your user name, idk why. :thumbsup:

[Brennan]

Ladies and gentlemen, a special cameo appearance by your favorite and mine, Mr. Darnell MacDonald yes Darnell MacDonald.. give him a hand folks.

[jung]

Pedey's at bat is sort of one of the things I have been complaining about with this team. I know he is trying to tie the game with one swing but there was no way he was going to pull strike 2, just no way. However it was a great pitch to take to right field. Go the other way and bring in two runs off the bases and depend on Ortiz coming up to finish the job. It is not like David Ortiz is some rusty old gate coming to the plate.

 

These guys simply do not play like a team, they don't even think like a team.

[CX360]

Your state still thinks sibling incest is " ok "

 

Doesn't mean I do.

 

I much prefer uncle-nephew incest.

[Northern Star]

Awesome pitch.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Doesn't mean I do.

 

I much prefer uncle-nephew incest.

Ahh, that takes me back.

[ellsburyforMVP]

Doesn't mean I do.

 

I much prefer uncle-nephew incest.

 

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