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Yeah late as f*** and passed up sex with my wife to stay up and watch these guys so they better win

 

i know right, I passed up sex with my dad to watch this game and tonight was "buttery Thursday". im kind of pissed.

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my mom doesn't f*** fat people' date=' unless they are black. only people on red sox team shes f***ed are okajima, aceves, mcdonld, cameron, ortiz and she offered to f*** JD Drew but he declined, i think hes a virgin still[/quote']

 

I bet there are better ways you could spend your time I am sure the peanut butter needs to be reapplied to your gentalia so that your pet ferret can do work again

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Yeah late as f*** and passed up sex with my wife to stay up and watch these guys so they better win

 

Have you ever f***ed your wife DURING the Sox game? That's always a good time, i've done that with the girlfriend a couple of times.

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I bet there are better ways you could spend your time I am sure the peanut butter needs to be reapplied to your gentalia so that your pet ferret can do work again

 

:lol: Forget banning him. Leave him here. The insults are making me LMAO.

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I bet there are better ways you could spend your time I am sure the peanut butter needs to be reapplied to your gentalia so that your pet ferret can do work again

 

i have a dog and actually im out. I usually play a game with my dad called "peanut butter cock" where we rub peanut butter on our cock and see how much the dog licks off at once, whoever has the least peanut butter on their cock in 10 minutes wins, it got intense on tuesday, I won barely by a pubic hair

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Ii think we should let this youker/bosox/chronicmasturbater guy stay. He is f***ing funny. Give him his own board, where he can only post in that one and no other. He will be a talksox pet.
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Have you ever f***ed your wife DURING the Sox game? That's always a good time' date=' i've done that with the girlfriend a couple of times.[/quote']

 

ends up getting a little too rough sometimes

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ha' date=' right before the game me and a friend watched Austin-tatious. He made the same joke.[/quote']

 

 

Actually, you know what, you're right. Because he was doing the "Blank American" speech and talking about smoking weed with his buddy Taquan. And he was saying things like "you're dark as night son, we could sprinkle salt on you and you'd be like deep space" and Taquan was like "I'm not as dark as the shadow you're casting with that big ass gut of yours, when was the last time you saw your junk Ralphie May?" and he was like "T that hurt, especially when I saw it in the reflection of yo momma's forehead, ah!!!"

 

I happen to have all 3 of his specials on my Itunes.

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