Bosoxfan14

I just took a huge ass cum on the screen

I just put some onions in my pants. anyone want pix?

adrian gonzalez just made me went to put whip cream on my nipples and yell penis really loud. YEEHAW

i have a dog and actually im out. I usually play a game with my dad called "peanut butter cock" where we rub peanut butter on our cock and see how much the dog licks off at once, whoever has the least peanut butter on their cock in 10 minutes wins, it got intense on tuesday, I won barely by a pubic hair

i know right, I passed up sex with my dad to watch this game and tonight was "buttery Thursday". im kind of pissed.

my mom doesn't f*** fat people, unless they are black. only people on red sox team shes f***ed are okajima, aceves, mcdonld, cameron, ortiz and she offered to f*** JD Drew but he declined, i think hes a virgin still

why do you want to be banned? are you mad you don't have sex with mike napolis mom?

bobby jenks is so fat hes probably never even seen his dick

RSFFL you complain to much, you need to live a little, go masturbate, or save a catterpillar and put it in a shoe box or something, you are turning into an *******.

I am blaming the team, i'm tired of them and their big dicks, having a big dick doesnt win baseball games, unless you can use it as a bat and hit well with it, although im not sure if thats a good idea, because it would hurt a lot.

wooohooooo jacoby, way to strike out. f*** you. we want david dejesus

its a good thing david dejesus doesnt play for the angels or we'd be f***ed

wrong again

RSSFL? U mad that I have a bigger dick then you lol. I'm masturbating right now.

Come on Crawford, hit your ball with that big dick of yours