8/14 in Arlington for a wild card showdown

[WhiskeyBreath]

Don't be down.

 

Do what Richard Pryor would do.

 

You want him to get coked up and set himself on fire?

[ORS]

Speaking of freebasing cocaine, Josh Hamilton is up.

[Spudboy]

Freebase cocaine until his hair catches on fire?

 

No.

 

Pryor had a bit about "When your woman leaves you"

 

His answer was to "Get me some new pussy".

[schillingouttheks]

I mean, I'm not bothered by it, just really shocked. She's 21. I mean, I'm 19 years old and I have an ex-girlfriend who is engaged. Pretty strange.

[WhiskeyBreath]

rofl I love how both me an ORS automatically thought of Pryor getting high catching fire.

[Gosawks]

Huge strikeout there.

[ms_sox]

I supose it's partly thissucks frustration, but this game is really boring me. Think I'll buy some groceries. I'd buy everyone a beer, but bottles don't go through the TV very well.

[WhiskeyBreath]

I mean' date=' I'm not bothered by it, just really shocked. She's 21. I mean, I'm 19 years old and I have an ex-girlfriend who is engaged. Pretty strange.[/quote']

 

21 huh? Very young. I could have never imagined getting engaged when I was that age.

[ORS]

rofl I love how both me an ORS automatically thought of Pryor getting high catching fire.

Isn't that what JoJo Dancer will most be remembered for in a couple of generations?

[WhiskeyBreath]

I supose it's partly thissucks frustration' date=' but this game is really boring me. Think I'll buy some groceries. I'd buy everyone a beer, but bottles don't go through the TV very well.[/quote']

 

If they ever invent a way to do that, I'll take a Becks.

[Dipre]

21 huh? Very young. I could have never imagined getting engaged when I was that age.

 

I'm 24, and never been in a relationship for more than 3 months.

 

So there's that.

[schillingouttheks]

I'm 24, and never been in a relationship for more than 3 months.

 

So there's that.

 

Apparently that's long enough for her to get married.

 

Just reaffirms me that the crash and burn of our relationship was best for both of us. If I was still with her I'd probably have a kid by this point. Jesus.

[Dipre]

Apparently that's long enough for her to get married.

 

Just reaffirms me that the crash and burn of our relationship was best for both of us. If I was still with her I'd probably have a kid by this point. Jesus.

 

Lol my love life's........interesting.

 

But not THAT interesting.

[Gosawks]

Great job getting out of that.

[WhiskeyBreath]

Woah, 3 months and she's engaged? Maybe she got knocked up?

 

Lester gets out of it!

[ORS]

JFC, how about calling a strike a strike? Lester's had 6 pitches in the zone called balls.

[Spudboy]

rofl I love how both me an ORS automatically thought of Pryor getting high catching fire.

 

No offense to either of you but it was a predictable response.

[TedWilliams101]

John needent get fired up. This team isn't scoring tonight. Not on the road.

[a700hitter]

Reddick 0-3.

[Spudboy]

Heidi is displaying some cleavage tonight. Not much because she has two partially empty bags of M&Ms.

 

Still worth the effort, though.

[CrespoBlows]

Did I say I wanted him' date=' or a player like him?[/quote']

 

You want a player that plays defense at SS so badly, that his team has to move him over to 3B?

[a700hitter]

Heidi is displaying some cleavage tonight. Not much because she has two partially empty bags of M&Ms.

 

Still worth the effort, though.

After the first week of September, she may be the only reason to watch the games.

 

Another fly out by Pedroia.

 

Salty left with numbness in his hand.

[WhiskeyBreath]

Heidi is displaying some cleavage tonight. Not much because she has two partially empty bags of M&Ms.

 

Still worth the effort, though.

 

She doesn't have Hazel Mae cleavage, that's for sure.

 

http://www.hazelmae.net/hazel_mae_pictures/TV_Stills/originals/hazel_mae_larry_chat.JPG

[Dipre]

Sweet Lord, loo at the rack on that woman!

[TedWilliams101]

You want a player that plays defense at SS so badly' date=' that his team has to move him over to 3B?[/quote']

 

When that player is worth 2.1 more wins than replacement (WAR) for arguably the hardest position, yes.

[a700hitter]

She doesn't have Hazel Mae cleavage, that's for sure.

 

http://www.hazelmae.net/hazel_mae_pictures/TV_Stills/originals/hazel_mae_larry_chat.JPG

Buttaface

[plaskari]

How many scoreless inning did they go through last road trip? 31..32?

[Dipre]

When that player is worth 2.1 more wins than replacement (WAR)' date=' yes.[/quote']

 

Michael Young is not a SS.

 

Is that so hard to understand?

[WhiskeyBreath]

Buttaface

 

Indeed

[a700hitter]

What the scoreless inning streak at?