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So its halftime and Kobe hasn't attempted a shot yet... Never though I'd ever see this.

 

 

There has to be some inside gambling ring involved for that to happen. He shoots as soon as he enters the building...just like the LAPD.

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You guys are right, the real God is Nazr Mohammed, I've never seen such a highly talented offensive player in my life, he's like a black Brian Scalabrine

 

Brian Scalabrine is an honorary black guy imo. He's so white that his whiteness exploded within itself like a black star, so maybe that technically means he's black on the inside. I don't know, we need an expert opinion.

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Kobe finishes like 1-8 with 4 points, 8 turnovers... and Lakers won lol.

 

Also, not really NBA related (yet anyway), but Kentucky star Nerlens Noel tore his ACL last night, he was expected to be a top 10 pick in the draft, hopefully he recovers fully and quickly. It would suck to see a kid lose a shot at the NBA due to an injury in college.

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Well I'm a big Lebron fan and always have been, Ill definitely be rooting for Heat to win as long as Wizards aren't playing them (which obviously isn't happening lol).

 

Id love to see Lebron get another MVP and win another ring this season.

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He'll get the MVP no doubt. I hope he wins many more championship, just not this year. I want 1 year to tell these "Heat fans" to shut the f*** up.

 

I don't know, like J_E said, I feel like the voters might give Durant MVP just because they are tired of Lebron winning it.

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If the Thunder couldn't beat the Heat last year, they won't do it this year. They're a worse team without James Harden, and the Heat are a better team.

 

Yeah I honestly don't know who can beat them. Nobody in the east can handle them. Spurs are too old for the playoff grind. If the Lakers somehow make it through the west and are firing on all cylinders in June, they'd probably have the best chance, but it's probably too late for them.

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If you're not going to win it all I'd much rather tank for the better draft pick. Either win it all or lose it all.

 

I also wish that teams could work together to trade players to no longer make the Heat the best team in basketball. (I know this is silly so there's no point in quoting to tell me that)

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http://i.imgur.com/t95Ful9.png

 

http://i.imgur.com/Wlb4neH.png

 

How's it possible that Dr. J looks better Steve Francis? Francis looks like he got brutalized in an alley brawl, in addition to being gacked out on god knows what.

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Since when is there a minimum score of 30 for a dunk attempt? That pussifies the whole thing. If you don't complete the dunk, you shouldn't get any points. Period. The problem is two fold because not only can some failure get over half of the maximum score even if he fails to complete a dunk attempt, but to balance that out the scores for other dunks have to be inflated. Not one dunk last night deserved a 50 or anything close, but I think at least a third of them got 50s.

 

If you do flub a dunk, okay, it happens. But if you get another attempt, at least have the deceny to change it up and not try the same exact dunk again. Once you tip your cards, there's no excitement left, it's just a matter of if you can actually complete it. The judges should enforce this by severely marking someone down each time they fail a dunk and then try it again, motion for motion, regardless of if they actually finish it. Up until like the fourth time, then they should just tell them to get off the floor.

 

Last night really was an embarrassment. Toddler camps have stricter rules and more intense atmospheres.

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Why I hate the dunk contest is how they made it a joke. You know the history of the dunk contest, many of the greatest basketball players have entered the dunk contest. MJ, DR. J, Wilkins, etc. They put these scrub ass, no name players in the competition with some weak ass dunks. I'm talking about dunks kids can do on a little tikes hoops. It's absolutely embrassing and a disgrace what they did to this crap. And LeBron should be in the dunk contest. Not because he's a great player but because of all the teasing he has done. I mean come on now, you say you're going to enter the dunk contest, then bail? Then you tease with a tweet that says "dunk contest?". My problem with him not being in the dunk contest is because of the way he keeps trying to hype it up. Either get in it or simply shut the f*** up. He could elevate the slam dunk contest again, it's getting worse and worse every year. I honestly rather them take it out completely then this crap.
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I liked the painting dunk. Not because of the dunk but the idea of dunking over a painting of himself dunking.

Was that the one Jeremy Evans attempted like eight times? I was in disbelief watching that, and not in a good way. That dude bombs the same exact dunk over and over and over again, everybody knows what he's trying (and failing) to do, and when he finally completes it he has the nerve to f***ing sign the thing he jumped over? f*** you, you benchwarmer, you sucked absolutely all the energy out of the building in the time it took you to actually complete that f***ing dunk. Hell if some special olympics kid pulled that it wouldn't even be cute, I'd boo his ass. If I had paid for a ticket last night and saw that after all the embarrassment that preceded it I would have thrown batteries at the guy.

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Was that the one Jeremy Evans attempted like eight times? I was in disbelief watching that, and not in a good way. That dude bombs the same exact dunk over and over and over again, everybody knows what he's trying (and failing) to do, and when he finally completes it he has the nerve to f***ing sign the thing he jumped over? f*** you, you benchwarmer, you sucked absolutely all the energy out of the building in the time it took you to actually complete that f***ing dunk. Hell if some special olympics kid pulled that it wouldn't even be cute, I'd boo his ass. If I had paid for a ticket last night and saw that after all the embarrassment that preceded it I would have thrown batteries at the guy.

 

 

I've long since stopped watching dunk contests (and all of any non MLB all star activities), so I just saw a clip of the completed dunk online. I didn't know it took that many tries. If I was the network I'd have just edited out the misses and shown the last clip of the dunk.

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Lmao, J_E is hilarious when he rants. I'm going to start pissing you off just so you can rant.

Good news, the apartment complex washing machine just s*** the bed and waterlogged my clothes. Soon as I can think of a funny tirade regarding that I'll put it up. Maybe I'll send anthrax to Coinmach while I'm at it.

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