I have a plan for making our team better.
1.) we hire MIT students to hack joely’s gps on his phone and car.
2.) get the MIT students to replace fenway’s address with the Yankees address in joely’s car and phone
3.) get the MIT students to send an email to the league office that we have traded joely to New York Yankees for weaver
4.) get the MIT students to send an email informing the Yankees baseball operations dept to add joely to the roster and remove weaver.
5.) send a jet to pick up weaver and bring him to Fenway.
6.) hope joely stays healthy all year long
We got a pitcher named Felix? I think, hard to see the name. Saw him warming up. Stuff Looked pretty darn good!!!!, but command and control was shaky. Might have something with him if he puts it all together
If all three, Mayer, Anthony, and teel are in our starting lineup in April 2025, it means we need to move McGuire and story!
If bres-slow has an opportunity to move O’Neil for controllable quality bullpen help in July, we should take it