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I though you meant Patrick: "And the best part that I know Sox fans will love about him is that he getting paid to rehab from an operation after a career-threatening injury and will someday be back in action -- if you're all patient -- until finally ready to grind and battle through scars, aging and mid-life pressures to give us 4, maybe even 4 2/3 tepid innings!"

These upside down Red Sox have to reach bottom to find their ceiling. It's like they're starring in a baseball remake of the movie "The Poseidon Adventure" -- where a tidal wave flips a ship upside down and survivors have to climb up to the hull to try to escape. Note to Cora and Kennedy: Gene Hackman, group leader in the original movie, doesn't survive that one, either. But somehow the bigmouth Ernest Borgnine does.

No doubt -- all true contenders have a supple at SS.

I don't even think it even has followship... ... just a lot of lifeboats and inflatable donuts bobbing up and down in the waves.

Verdugo, Wong and Jeter Downs. Only this time, one Devers would equal both Betts and Price... it's all there: attitude, albatross contract, and All-Star talent (not necessarily Cooperstown-bound, but definitely Hall of Shame worthy).

Dogs that resemble their humans. Edit, as Red Sox fans: posters that resemble their dogs.

Ah, 1961. Those were the days... when the Red Sox could go 50-31 at Fenway Park and still finish 33 games out of first place. Boston went with a youth movement in '61, starting three rookies. The Big Three turned in varied first years: starting pitcher Don Schwall, 25, won 15 games, made the All-Star team and won AL Rookie of the Year. The second baseman named Schilling (Chuck), 23, led the league in plate appearances and finished 3rd in ROY; both also received MVP votes. A third rookie, age 21, checked in with a -0.3 WAR... that would be below a replacement player -- which is, ironically, who he was tasked with trying to be, replacing only the Greatest Hitter Who Ever Lived in left field. (take heart, Campbell/Mayer/and some minute Anthony: maybe you, too, or three, could be a negative value rookie and someday have a loaf of bread named after youse).

Let's not be improbalistic.

The entire point of keeping Rafaela in the line-up is so he can play elite centerfield. There's certainly no reason to move him to the infield to keep his bat in the line-up... Plus -- most befuddling -- who thinks Ceddanne is a better longterm starter at shortstop than Marcelo Mayer -- an actual shortstop?

The difference between his fielding and an average RED SOX fielder is the point, though. They're all great at swinging and missing in the batter's box.... (except the pitchers, who don't bat, but can't do simple defensive tasks like cover first in time or throw accurately to any base other than 4th base).

Does any Red Sox fan or even media member really view a promotion of Roman Anthony as "desperation"? How about this headline instead: For every future game that Anthony isn't promoted, the Red Sox refuse to play their best possible batting order.

The mystery in Bello's climb to the majors is that he dominated at each level. Not every starting pitcher to make The Show has minor league ERAs in the 2s and WHIPs around 1. What has changed to make him so mediocre? Better overall hitters? Advanced scouting? Arm problems? Sleep deprivation? Or did coaches alter his mechanics in some organizational approach to battle launch angles?

Not disagreeing about the pitching, but this offense has been overrated for two years. People can pick whatever stats they want to argue the Sox are good -- runs scored or OPS -- or bad -- LOB, Ks. But there's no mystery why Boston lost the past four games. A club averaging almost 5 runs per game has scored a total of 5 runs since Saturday night. Rafaela scored the Sox' lone run Tuesday on a wild pitch. Now that they've lost Bregman, a legitimate star batter, opponents have absolutely zero reason to ever throw Devers any hittable pitches. His new protection in the order is a catcher who spent all but 6 games last year in the minors, where he was a career .250 hitter. If only the Red Sox had a top prospect ready in Triple A, hitting .320 with a .981 OPS...!

Fangraphs: "WAR is an estimate. You should not use WAR with the expectation that it is precise to the decimal point... WAR works best as an approximation... WAR should be used as a guide for separating groups of players and not as a precise estimate. For example, a player that has been worth 6.4 WAR and a player that has been worth 6.1 WAR over the course of a season cannot be distinguished from one another using WAR. It is simply too close for this particular tool to tell them apart." Baseball Reference: "We present the WAR values with decimal places because this relates the WAR value back to the runs contributed (as one win is about ten runs), but you should not take any full-season difference between two players of less than one to two wins to be definitive (especially when the defensive metrics are included)... There is no one way to determine WAR. There are hundreds of steps to make this calculation, and dozens of places where reasonable people can disagree on the best way to implement a particular part of the framework..."

"When Mayer commented about how great he is, it was a red flag that the Devers farm player pedestal still exists, and it sets expectations of player privileges that should not exist." Mayer didn't call Devers great, but Casas did in Spring Training when he said guys like Mayer should be sent back to Worcester. Of course, since you brought up farm players, anyone who watched those games in Florida remembers that Mayer clearly outplayed Kristian Campbell on offense and defense.

Right -- it just seems like a recent phenomenon in Fenway in this decade of the Walking Dregs.

Cardinal red was all over the park, and Jay blue, and Cubbies. The color-clashing Mets tried to take the city the weekend before their boys dropped two out of three to the hosts.

None of this post is outrageous, and I can see at the time the front office hoping Raffy wouldn't ask for a trade... ... not because they didn't want to be done with him, but because it would've been an even bigger distraction that the media would never let go of until Raffy was finally gone. Plus, they knew with Devers' mega-contract, they'd be lucky to get back just one Jeter Downs. Now Raffy is so hot, everyone's thankful it didn't happen -- lest there be a new bleacher section in Dodger Stadium called Raffywood (or the Raffters?).

Bottom line is they can't admit they're punting until the trade deadline. Too many media heads commiserating daily with cranky callers for two months. But then maybe they can get something good by trading Chapman to a contender. How about it Royals? Chappy for Cole Ragans? You made that swap once already...

Available soon for pennies on the dollar. Then the stands will be blue when the Dodgers and Jays are in town, and orange when the Cheetos are in town, and purple when the Rockies -- nah... but green when the so-Athletics are here -- and the Red Sox are supposed to be the new TEAM GREEN!

If we know this, then the front office does, too. I just think in May it's about the PR; if they promote all the Big Three now and play them every game (which young guys have to do somewhere for development) -- even when the kids are taking their lumps -- it reveals what most of us know. This club isn't good enough this year, but if Brez and Co. admit that reality before summer even begins, it will badly affect ticket sales through September. But if management can still pretend the Sox have what it takes, they can wait to bring up Anthony by say, July, and he can be called a reinforcement... ... instead of what he really is: a guy who is ready to be a big leaguer now, and hopefully a star in future years.

I used to think the best way to prevent Rafaela from swinging at the first pitch was to send him up to the plate without a bat -- just for the first pitch! Then I realized he still start the at bat 0-and-1 vs. every pitching staff in baseball except the one he can't face: the Red Sox. Then he'd swing at the next pitch anyway, and it'd be 0-and-2, as usual. But none of that matters, because all he'd have to do while standing there batless is bat an eyelash, causing the catcher to immediately point to the first base ump, who'd eagerly punch air to let the whole world know he went around.

Replacing Rafaela won't fix this team. Losing his superior defense only weakens the Red Sox. At the plate, there are only two Red Sox batters who strike out less than 20% of the time. One is Bregman, gone probably until mid-summer. The other is Ceddanne.

Isn't it obvious why I typed that? You confirmed the point I've been making since last season about this Red Sox offense -- 3rd in the AL in runs scored and runs per game -- both this year and last year. Statistically, the Sox may be highly ranked, but consistently they are just rank -- as in "bad-smelling, having an offensive rancid odor" (pun via vocabulary.com).

Yes. Remember, this is a team that just averaged almost 7 runs per game in a four-game series vs. Baltimore -- and still lost half of them. Rafaela makes bad pitching mediocre, with spectacular catches on long drives, and laser throws to nail baserunners trying to advance on liners beyond his reach. According to my stats, he's a plus-25 ET (Eye Test).