“Ryan, how badly do you want to play Major League Baseball?”
“Oh wow. It’s been my dream since I was a kid, maybe 5 or 6 years old. I’d give up my left eye just to suit up and how green the grass is from the dugout.”
“Would you give a kidney to a stranger?”
“Just for one at bat!”
“Would you set your tongue on fire?”
“Got my lighter ready!!”
“So you’ll get a COVID vaccine?”
“Hey let’s not put words in my mouth.”
“But the tongue on fire thing is still a go?”
“Put me in the lineup and I’ll burn it clean outta my head.”