Perhaps he is baiting all the pitchers in MLB?
You know, like he wanders the lonely halls of Fenway loudly proclaiming “Woe is me. I can only hit pitches down the middle. Throw a pitch up and in and I’m as powerless as the king at Medieval Times.”
Then one day, in a key at bat, some pitcher will throw him one up and in and WHAM! Duran gets hit by the pitch!