It could be worse, Like at Red Wings games when the fans all throw dead octopi on the ice after each opposing goal, a practice that begs several questions. Like
How did this start? Did a fan bring a dead octopus to a game? How did he get it past security? Did he throw it on the ice after a goal and everyone around him thought “next time, I’m in”? Do they sell dead octopi at games? Do they recruit bad goalies to bolster sales of dead octopi? Do they have vendors on the stands yelling “Octopi!! Get your dead octopi HEEEYAH!!”? Or did they have Octopi Day where the first 10,000 fans were given a dead octopus? And did those fans get to their seats and think “Hey! What the f*** do I do with this raw, dead, stinky cephalopod?” And as luck might have had it, the opposing team scored at that point?
So much to ponder…