Or at least be more creative. Mayve for the penalties the GM has to:
First year over, spend the night locked in an empty corn bin.
Second year, you are forced to watch all the "Twilight" movies in a row with your eyes propped open like Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
Third year, pickle brine bath!! For 3 hours!!
Fourth year, you have to shave an angry black bear.
And then fifth and final year, you have to get Bud Selig's name tattooed on your forehead.
I think these need to be in the new CBA, and anyone who goes through them needs to have it live-streamed. Except the second year offenders. No "Twilight" live-streaming please...